Vanilla Ice Giant

Fun fact: No squid has ever won Squid Game

Trump's tariffs say bet

I liked the part where they kissed

How I look reading your posts

Because American universities are now resorts, and their bookstores need to show the same profit margins as the gift shops at Disney to keep the shareholders happy. Americans have been buying college degrees as a purely business transaction for decades, which is why *gestures broadly at USA*

The Thing is a gymbro covered in tactical rock gear and The Hulk is a Cocaine Gorilla I really don't see how this is an ongoing question

I need to know firsthand what kind of corn the septuagenarian across from me is into. Cranked to 11 I don't want there to be any ambiguities.

This is a real product and I am trying really hard not to buy it. Just, epic real world memery.

I find 1980 legitimately creepy. I like the campiness of 1989.

The fact that they made VR corn canon in the Star Wars universe and then never revisit that is a tragedy

Did someone call for moi?

Cops should not be allowed to casually brandish. Once you pull your gun you should have to file the same paperwork whether you fired or not. Any cop whose first instinct in every situation is to draw is a hazard to the community.

All those trademarks after every single character name. Ain't nobody was trying to steal this IP after seeing the Holiday Special.

Name a larger amazing cast to terrible movie ratio. I'll wait.

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Guys only want one thing and it's two and a half hours of Tingle in 4K

If we can make Black Friday a month long, I propose we do the same for Halloween.

Everyone on YouTube is Irish

You wish eating the dinosaurs was as lurid as it would get

JRR: I wrote over a dozen books detailing thousands of years of epic middle earth history
Hollywood: Gollum go burrrrrrrr

We are just a few years away from the live action remakes being released in theaters before the animated original, creating a time parodox that will cause the universe to collapse

I lived in rural areas for 20 years and I don't think most people understand the importance of public media to those spaces. There are homeschooled kids who would have zero actual education without PBS channels. NPR can be the only sliver of light for people stuck in willfully ignorant communities.

The real Middle Earth love story

Spokane City Council is considering an additional parking lot tax to try to make parking lots unviable. A quick reminder that sufficient parking supports accessibility for disabled people. Just something for the grr cars bad crowd to consider.

Drop someone blonde

Spokane is the Australia of Spokane, where all the reprobates are sent to form their own lord of the flies society

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Flintstones Vitamins boldly asks the question: what if every chewable tablet were autistic?

If I were a Starfleet engineer I would simply invent a quadcorder

I'm not the target audience for this skeet. I'm going to find one I do like