It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead! Itβs Mr Blobby in Terminator 2.
21.10.2025 14:36 β π 60 π 23 π¬ 1 π 2@daffodilmallet.bsky.social
A bear, vexed by daffodils, monkeys & things under the bed. Lodger with a variety of furless big pinks. Collector of nets & honkers. Ably assisted by Prentice the bear for adventures. He/Him/That Flipping Bear!
It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead! Itβs Mr Blobby in Terminator 2.
21.10.2025 14:36 β π 60 π 23 π¬ 1 π 2Low pressure will dominate this week, bringing unsettled weather, including strong winds and heavy rain at times.
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COMIC TITLE: βThe Hodgepodge Dog Lodgeβ Logline: With no humans around, these dogs have to learn a new trick: RUNNING A KENNEL. PANEL 1: DIGBY, the brown long-haired dashchund, runs towards OSO, the fawn pug. DIGBY: Oso! Youβre here! OSO: Digby! β¦is this YOUR house? PANEL 2: In the background, the pomeranian rides on the head of the white-and-black spotted bulldog, legs out like heβs performing. In the foreground is DIGBYβs face, excited. DIGBY: No silly. Thissa dog hotel, not my house. PANEL 3: DIGBY stands thinking, while OSO responds next to him. DIGBY: I know itβs not my house, because thereβs no loud snake that eats my floor fur while screaming. OSO: My house has that snake! PANEL 4: DIGBY looks over his shoulder at OSO. DIGBY: Or the cold treasure box of num-nums that are never shared. OSO: βThe box of betrayal,β yes! PANEL 5: DIGBY, more intense, faces OSO, very intense. DIGBY: Or the magic metal cabinet that licks plates clean. OSO: EVEN THOβ I HAVE OFFERED TO LICK ALL THE PLATES CLEAN ββ Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
TODAY'S COMIC: The Hodgepodge Dog Lodge, episode 4
20.10.2025 17:28 β π 99 π 19 π¬ 3 π 0The radio sitcom I wrote, a really long time ago now, is getting another airing on BBC Radio 4 Extra, so the pilot is up on Sounds now. It'll only be up for 30 days, cos that's what the contracts were like back then. I said it was a long time ago. www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b...
20.10.2025 19:47 β π 155 π 63 π¬ 18 π 10A small white teddy bear, wearing a red bow tie, examines a map of Longleat safari park.
A small white teddy bear, wearing a red bow tie, watches four giraffes as they eat hay out of a large wood trough.
A small white teddy bear, wearing a red bow tie, peers at a donut.
A picture of a red panda on the screen of a Canon DSLR camera.
Important bear work today from young Prentice as he over saw the road trip to #Longleat. Thankfully his hard work was rewarded with a donut. #SmallBearsNeedCake
20.10.2025 21:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A good way to measure people, is with their attitude to the Muppets.
20.10.2025 21:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Something wick-ed this way comesβ¦
19.10.2025 17:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Feathers McGraw ascending the Louvre pyramid on an unconscious Wallace wearing the Wrong Trousers
C'est le mauvais pantalon, Gromit!
Et ils ont mal tournΓ© !
The biggest pink and the smaller pink have been out being responsible adults at #Bristol Aquarium⦠*hard bear stare* #Jaws #shark
19.10.2025 17:16 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0My wife and I didn't speak the whole time we were on the M62 because she wanted apple crumble for dessert, and I wanted banoffee pie. The road to Hull is paved with pudding tensions.
#LunchPun
Go on, itβs the Stone Roses.
15.10.2025 15:00 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dad's Arm drawing
He's just looking to see if you've ordered your HappyToast 2026 British TV Comedy Calendar yet.
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Itβs a bit late, but still time to dance like a weasel on #weaselwednesday.
08.10.2025 22:26 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A great article from Rachel, who really understands the heart and soul of Dadβs work.
08.10.2025 21:30 β π 739 π 213 π¬ 21 π 10π° Some online headlines are already speculating on the chances of snow in the forecast.
Here's a reminder of how snow is forecast in the UK, and why the headlines might not be giving you the full picture π
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Donβt forget to order a calendar if you want one! I only print the numbers preordered so nab one now or be glummer than a weasel who lost his teacake
Make your year a little bit more joyful instead www.celestineandthehare.com/calendar
PANEL 1: A cartoon, generic person walks jauntily on a yellow-to-orange background. Music notes come out of his pursed lips, as if whistling. NARRATION: 11 AM. Happy! PANEL 2: Same character, still walking jauntily and whistling. NARRATION: 4 PM. Still happy! PANEL 3: The person is now in bed, gripping his blankets to his chin, eyes bulging, teeth tight together. NARRATION: 3 AM. EVERY WORRY EYOUβVE EVER HAD. PANEL 4: Return to the first scene, yellow-to-orange background, person walking jauntily, whistling. NARRATION: 11 AM. Happy! βββWant 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
COMIC: My day's schedule
06.10.2025 16:30 β π 52 π 9 π¬ 2 π 0βοΈ All Creatures Great and Small: a Yorkshire phenomenon
The stories of Yorkshire-based vet βJames Herriotβ are renowned. A Thirsk museum offers a fascinating insight into his life and times
By Dr Pam Jarvis
@yorkshirebylines.co.uk
@drpam.bsky.social
Raisins and currents are regarded as the work of the devil in this household. Cherries sound good, weβd probably also consider dried fig bits as an option.
05.10.2025 14:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That looks just about passable, size wise for small bears.
03.10.2025 13:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm not sure a doughnut is classed as breadβ¦ oh I see. #FrenchJoke
03.10.2025 13:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0And don't forget my 2026 calendar is also available from the same place
bsky.app/profile/happ...
"You're gonna need a bigger bookshelf"
The Very Hungry Great White Shark is available now!
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three different views of four different femme adventurers - a ranger, paladin, mage and monk.
coming soon! more from our Otherworld acquisitions, just four of the expanding range of rubble adventurers...
28.09.2025 10:21 β π 191 π 29 π¬ 7 π 1A purple 7 sided dice tray with fabric rainbow pumpkin lining
Black dice with orange Halloween motifs on each face like pumpkins and bats
A small wooden box with eyes and teeth
A black 7 sided dice tray with fabric lining that features skulls and roses
π¦ It's finally Spooky Season π
Here's some of the wares we have that befit a month of ghosties and ghoulies. Have a peek at these and more at www.tabletoptinkering.com π»
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Wrigley - the spirit of discarded chewing gum, often his presence is felt by a cold, or some might say a refreshing and slightly mint scented breeze.
01.10.2025 10:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Clever little weasels, to theme todayβs song. Go on, dance (slowly) like a weasel. #weaselwednesday
01.10.2025 07:33 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You can still visit the remains of Mangotsfield Station, which was the inspiration for the Ghost Train. Itβs on the Bristol to Bath cycle path and there is a small information board there. What Three Word ///waving.turkey.images
30.09.2025 20:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0model of Morph from Take Hart only he's got an elongated phallic head, dorsal tubes and spiked tail like Giger's Big Chap from Alien.
because stuff always works like this when you're a one-man band, obviously it's only now that Alien:Earth is finished I'm finally getting chance to remake the moulds for our Xeno:Morph kit. He's back in the shop as a pre-order, anyway!
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