Chris Lamonica

Since this new year started, it feels like the universe is flicking the back of my ear over and over again. There is no relief to the frustration.

08.02.2025 05:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

After a day, I feel confident that Lady Gaga’s Abracadabra is one of the best dance pop songs to come out in a long time. It’s 90s house, Rhythm is a Dancer / Ride on Time levels of dance floor bop. Book it.

04.02.2025 04:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Presenting without further context

25.01.2025 16:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Google search: Career that lets me save all the stray cats in the entire world

10.01.2025 15:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Printers only run out of ink when you’re trying to print something important

18.12.2024 20:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Once a year or so, my shoulder will pop out of its socket while I’m doing a mundane thing. Each time it happens, it hurts more than the last and reminds me of my mortality.

19.11.2024 16:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@themountaingoats.bsky.social is my top artist for like 5 years running. Thank you for how important you are in my life. ❤️

29.11.2023 14:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We exist under the brutality of capitalism, its boot on our throat, and wonder what brand created such a comfortable sole.

01.11.2023 19:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Humans are fickle, flawed, and deeply disappointing. My cat is the very opposite.

18.10.2023 19:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I need a sabbatical from life.

17.10.2023 13:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One of the cruelest parts of nature is that I can’t just pet any squirrel I see out in the world.

12.10.2023 17:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Close up of brown and gray tabby cat, looking confused and surprised

May I offer you a Poe during this trying time

29.09.2023 01:51 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0