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What did that ogre do now?

THIS IS THE EMPLOYMENT JELLY Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

Great! Now I know what it feels like to be simultaneously disgusted, angry, sad and embarrassed at the same time

But Mamdani! Is happy day (today only)

Your comments always end up having the one guy that was invited to the party by someone's friend that's maybe a distant cousin, no one really knows him and he's just killing the vibe for everyone...so sorry about this burden

My chatbot in Christ, she did not agree to a debate, there is no burden of anything

Less dreadful thought: is it impossible to play music well in an anechoic chamber because the notes don't reverberate long enough to perceive them so the brain has enough feedback to keep going?

Performing in the present to a reference from the past? How is that right, does music just not exist in the present? If not in the present wtf is our perception of music? Or what is happening in our brain when playing music both in the past and present? I don't like it

New dread unlocked: modern musical performance and recording includes live monitoring with headphones or in-ears instead of live sound, this means your own instrument or voice, goes out, spends a few milliseconds running through circuits and computers and then comes back to your ear, from the past

Grieving the death of my father on a train to San Francisco while listening to sad songs, and missing Mexico, some real Juan Rulfo shit

Everything you love is corruptible

Ah, makes sense

What's Ubuntu?

i feel @realqrampage.fightins.online might have a unique POV about this

If a million mosquitos take my blood and then I get it replaced via transfusion, how long before I am a completely different person? Or would I die from zika virus first?

It helps with your skin and with shitting in the sky! So much material to choose from!

So my wife and I aren't the only people obsessed with skyrizi ads?

Oh no...well I guess I'm sorry then

Do you wear MeUndies with spooky designs?

Next Netflix will split into 2 companies: Net and Flix

How do I explain to my dog that chewing makes tasty happen?

I think one of my dogs doesn't understand that you have to chew things for the flavor to come out...if I give her a new blueberry, she spits it out, if I squish it a little bit so there's juice on it, she eats it

If anything, I wish my wife made more, she actually does things for people, I just make computers go beep boop sometimes

I second this, flimsy excuse to talk to you because she doesn't have the courage to just say whatever it is she needs to say

I declare today the political-class-shut-the-fuck-up-about-popular-culture-and-sports day...I also declare it for every day hence until the end of time

Kash Patel wearing the corniest Christmas camo punisher skull sweatshirt with his own podcast advertised on the sleeve, wearing his own merch hat too and another behind him, in front of an American flag challenge coin holder that also contains stickers for his podcast

buster bluth in fatigues with arms full of stuffed animals. "these are my awards, mother. from army."

>not a veteran
>wall full of challenge coins

"what about this other thing" is their favorite defense because they have the neuron density of an earthworm...

A version of The Matrix where the machines turn people into GPUs not batteries.

Absolutely heinous.

toxic masculinity: explained