Turns out βIdiocracyβ is a documentary.
19.02.2026 18:34 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@princessjemmy.bsky.social
Hello. I'm an adult human. Left to my own devices, I would be a borderline cat hoarder. Was not homeschooled by a pigeon. Offers of Pumpkin Spice Latte will be met with shotgun fire.
Turns out βIdiocracyβ is a documentary.
19.02.2026 18:34 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Isnβt shingles a twofer, though? I just reached the *ahem* minimum recommended age for the shingles vaccine, and was told that I could schedule the first round any time I wanted, but the second one (I forget whether 2-4 weeks later) I definitely wanted to plan for 24-48 hours of recuperation.
19.02.2026 18:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Did they? That makes it more unconscionable, not less.
19.02.2026 18:29 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs like tea: quality of the resulting product depends both on the quality of the original ingredients and the brewing process.
E.g. I never understood the point of tea drinking until I visited British Columbia.
You forgot βTackyβ.
19.02.2026 16:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs βRules for thee, but not for meβ realm for Ms. Noem. I bet she also grifted South Dakota out of beaucoup public funds. Grifters gonna grift.
Wonder how much $$$ it takes to ransom nominal husbandβs silence these days. π€
This. Also, Charles III was okay with throwing Andrew to the wolves because he already didnβt like him. Nor does William.
Sacrificial lamb it is! Wouldnβt be the first time. Thereβs precedent for sure.
Sounds about Nazi.
19.02.2026 16:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This. Andrew was Queen Elizabethβs favorite kid (it is known). Charles? Not so much. Him being a lugubrious stick in the mud would never work in Andrewβs favor.
He doesnβt even have the option to buckle down and outlive his much older brother. Word is that Prince William hates Andrew even more.
Me: βAre the drugs for me after the cat fucks me up, or for the cat beforehand so it doesnβt murder machine?β π€
16.02.2026 17:28 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0(Tried to. Just typed too fast. They basically said at trainings: βYou are not doing this for the wild animals to have gratitude towards you. That gratitude could get weaponized later by hunters. It should be good enough to know you have done a good thing.β)
16.02.2026 15:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Well, the rescue I worked for did it for all wildlife, at all stages. It didnβt always necessarily mean the same disguise. E.g. you could help feed Eagles by being disguised as a bear while putting the food down. Or viceversa. The idea is to not make the connection of human = helper.
16.02.2026 15:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It already happens plenty in the South, btw. It is done more subtly, sure, but I knew plenty of fellow teachers who went through similar conundrums.
16.02.2026 15:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When that First Amendment butted against harm to a community, there was still the option to shun the individual into leaving. Rightly or wrongly, this was the process here.
Unfortunately the natural consequences of speaking thoughtlessly are that some people are not going to want you around.
The right to free speech was never a carte blanche for freedom from anyconsequences. When it was enshrined by the Bill of Rights, it was meant to absolutely give one the right to express their beliefs via speech, and to not be incarcerated by a government. Nothing more or less.
16.02.2026 15:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0(Part of the rationale is that as rescuers, you donβt want wildlife to get used to humans and start thinking all humans are nice. That gets them killed if they approach the wrong human. π).
16.02.2026 15:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs why some rescues actually care for birds/other wildlife in disguises. I learned this when I was trying to volunteer for a wildlife rescue (trying, in the sense that I went through the training for it, only to find out I was pregnant during it, and that kinda barred me from continuing).
16.02.2026 15:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Most peopleβs idea of heaven is kind of my purgatory. But Iβm here anyway. #NOLAMardiGras
15.02.2026 18:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs justβ¦ cβmon. Theyβre enjoying the animals. Thatβs worth a generous tip. π©
15.02.2026 18:57 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not on any continent. FIFY.
14.02.2026 05:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nope. A lot of Germans basically turned a blind eye to them. A lot of Germans turned a blind eye to a lot of things, hoping they wouldnβt be targeted if they stayed willingly blind.
14.02.2026 05:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Seattle getting more advanced learning programs
www.seattletimes.com/education-la...
My complaint? Kid 2 totally got shafted by the flip flopping of the district. To date, his school has not provided highly capable individualization, and cut STEM education to boot. Fun times.
LOL. Reply skeets are also priceless.
12.02.2026 02:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Unfortunately the one office Pramila cannot run for is president, as she is a naturalized citizen.
Itβs okay by me, because Iβm more than happy to have her as my districtβs U.S. Representative. β€οΈ
Yeah, sheβs a sociopath. But we knew that already.
11.02.2026 20:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0By virtue of Occamβs Razor: She has nothing else to fall back on when it comes to these legitimate accusations.
11.02.2026 20:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bravo, Balint! 10/10, no notes.
11.02.2026 19:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Poor guy. He seemed like a genuinely nice dude off screen too.
And yes, fuck cancer for not picking on the assholes instead if it has to do business. π€¬
Right? Gonna have to spring for the deluxe package. Letβs just say he looks like the kind of person whoβs already had many wedgies inflicted. He might even secretly like them, at this point.
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