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Hello. I'm an adult human. Left to my own devices, I would be a borderline cat hoarder. Was not homeschooled by a pigeon. Offers of Pumpkin Spice Latte will be met with shotgun fire.

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Turns out β€œIdiocracy” is a documentary.

19.02.2026 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Isn’t shingles a twofer, though? I just reached the *ahem* minimum recommended age for the shingles vaccine, and was told that I could schedule the first round any time I wanted, but the second one (I forget whether 2-4 weeks later) I definitely wanted to plan for 24-48 hours of recuperation.

19.02.2026 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did they? That makes it more unconscionable, not less.

19.02.2026 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s like tea: quality of the resulting product depends both on the quality of the original ingredients and the brewing process.

E.g. I never understood the point of tea drinking until I visited British Columbia.

19.02.2026 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You forgot β€œTacky”.

19.02.2026 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s β€œRules for thee, but not for me” realm for Ms. Noem. I bet she also grifted South Dakota out of beaucoup public funds. Grifters gonna grift.

Wonder how much $$$ it takes to ransom nominal husband’s silence these days. πŸ€”

19.02.2026 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This. Also, Charles III was okay with throwing Andrew to the wolves because he already didn’t like him. Nor does William.

Sacrificial lamb it is! Wouldn’t be the first time. There’s precedent for sure.

19.02.2026 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds about Nazi.

19.02.2026 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This. Andrew was Queen Elizabeth’s favorite kid (it is known). Charles? Not so much. Him being a lugubrious stick in the mud would never work in Andrew’s favor.

He doesn’t even have the option to buckle down and outlive his much older brother. Word is that Prince William hates Andrew even more.

19.02.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: β€œAre the drugs for me after the cat fucks me up, or for the cat beforehand so it doesn’t murder machine?” πŸ€”

16.02.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(Tried to. Just typed too fast. They basically said at trainings: β€œYou are not doing this for the wild animals to have gratitude towards you. That gratitude could get weaponized later by hunters. It should be good enough to know you have done a good thing.”)

16.02.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, the rescue I worked for did it for all wildlife, at all stages. It didn’t always necessarily mean the same disguise. E.g. you could help feed Eagles by being disguised as a bear while putting the food down. Or viceversa. The idea is to not make the connection of human = helper.

16.02.2026 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It already happens plenty in the South, btw. It is done more subtly, sure, but I knew plenty of fellow teachers who went through similar conundrums.

16.02.2026 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When that First Amendment butted against harm to a community, there was still the option to shun the individual into leaving. Rightly or wrongly, this was the process here.

Unfortunately the natural consequences of speaking thoughtlessly are that some people are not going to want you around.

16.02.2026 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The right to free speech was never a carte blanche for freedom from anyconsequences. When it was enshrined by the Bill of Rights, it was meant to absolutely give one the right to express their beliefs via speech, and to not be incarcerated by a government. Nothing more or less.

16.02.2026 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(Part of the rationale is that as rescuers, you don’t want wildlife to get used to humans and start thinking all humans are nice. That gets them killed if they approach the wrong human. πŸ˜”).

16.02.2026 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s why some rescues actually care for birds/other wildlife in disguises. I learned this when I was trying to volunteer for a wildlife rescue (trying, in the sense that I went through the training for it, only to find out I was pregnant during it, and that kinda barred me from continuing).

16.02.2026 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Most people’s idea of heaven is kind of my purgatory. But I’m here anyway. #NOLAMardiGras

15.02.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s just… c’mon. They’re enjoying the animals. That’s worth a generous tip. 😩

15.02.2026 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not on any continent. FIFY.

14.02.2026 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nope. A lot of Germans basically turned a blind eye to them. A lot of Germans turned a blind eye to a lot of things, hoping they wouldn’t be targeted if they stayed willingly blind.

14.02.2026 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seattle getting more advanced learning programs

www.seattletimes.com/education-la...

My complaint? Kid 2 totally got shafted by the flip flopping of the district. To date, his school has not provided highly capable individualization, and cut STEM education to boot. Fun times.

13.02.2026 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LOL. Reply skeets are also priceless.

12.02.2026 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately the one office Pramila cannot run for is president, as she is a naturalized citizen.

It’s okay by me, because I’m more than happy to have her as my district’s U.S. Representative. ❀️

12.02.2026 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, she’s a sociopath. But we knew that already.

11.02.2026 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

By virtue of Occam’s Razor: She has nothing else to fall back on when it comes to these legitimate accusations.

11.02.2026 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bravo, Balint! 10/10, no notes.

11.02.2026 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Poor guy. He seemed like a genuinely nice dude off screen too.

And yes, fuck cancer for not picking on the assholes instead if it has to do business. 🀬

11.02.2026 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right? Gonna have to spring for the deluxe package. Let’s just say he looks like the kind of person who’s already had many wedgies inflicted. He might even secretly like them, at this point.

11.02.2026 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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11.02.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 398    πŸ” 167    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 22

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