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Mike Schuster

@mcs212.bsky.social

Writer/Video Guy (Atomic Abe, RiffTrax, The Onion)

6,274 Followers  |  454 Following  |  7,569 Posts  |  Joined: 22.06.2023  |  2.1357

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"We can't give it to Trump, obviously, but what if we gave it to everything he stands for?"

10.10.2025 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Homer saying NO, IT DOESN'T.

Homer saying NO, IT DOESN'T.

โ€œHollywood needs to embrace AI!โ€

Me:

10.10.2025 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was 98 years ago...

10.10.2025 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Simpsons screenshot: Maude Flanders requesting her ice milk be unflavored

Simpsons screenshot: Maude Flanders requesting her ice milk be unflavored

10.10.2025 16:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
10.10.2025 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's more honor and merit in the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Award than there is in the Nobel Peace Prize

10.10.2025 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, he would have a tiger ear, and yes, that would require a hole in the hat for it to stick out cutely

10.10.2025 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The praise this asshole got for just saying shit

10.10.2025 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Trump will have to come through me... 'cause I want a piece of them first."

10.10.2025 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So... capitalism

10.10.2025 10:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A Pitchfork review for One Battle After Another that call it a โ€œnerve-wracking masterpieceโ€, written by one Paul A. Thompson

A Pitchfork review for One Battle After Another that call it a โ€œnerve-wracking masterpieceโ€, written by one Paul A. Thompson

Nice try, โ€œPaul A. Thompsonโ€

10.10.2025 05:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1986    ๐Ÿ” 158    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

damn. hoping it at least signifies something

10.10.2025 04:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3159    ๐Ÿ” 639    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

this is how david simon composes his posts

10.10.2025 06:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 85    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Best case scenario, it's Prep and an instructional video

10.10.2025 08:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Basic human decency is surprisingly affordable, and yet...

09.10.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So you're the child in the propeller hat?

09.10.2025 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe he meant to come see him so he can provide additional state and local thugs to brutalize citizens with impunity

09.10.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He'll help with directions and provide a police escort

09.10.2025 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So is he just off-frame, being forcibly held back from intervening?

09.10.2025 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Turns out it was surprisingly easy

09.10.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โค๏ธ

09.10.2025 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
09.10.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Made in the lab where they reverse engineered the Flaming Moe

09.10.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ Much love to you guys, Fergus was a special guy who touched and brought a smile to everyone who saw his photogenic face, he was and will always be very much loved by all

09.10.2025 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Franz kafka ruined waking up as a giant bug. now if you wake up as a bug it's automatically "kafkaesque"

09.10.2025 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 636    ๐Ÿ” 94    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well Mr. Tanner, I made it, despite your directions

09.10.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's good!

09.10.2025 16:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's heartening how the porn industry is at the forefront of every burgeoning technology that takes hold and internally they've completely avoided AI

09.10.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why would you want to create AI porn? What needs aren't being met with the overwhelming amount already available?

Oh.

09.10.2025 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Weight of Water

The Weight of Water

The Shape of Water

The Shape of Water

Avatar: The Way of Water

Avatar: The Way of Water

The Chronology of Water

The Chronology of Water

movies have given us so much technical information about water

09.10.2025 14:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 153    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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