Mike Schuster

Online sale listing for an original bootleg "This Is Not a Fugazi Shirt" T-shirt. It's a very worn and thin white shirt with an uncomplicated print logo on a hanger with the sale info on the side.

Sales info for the T-shirt: $1,072, marked down from a cool $2,500

Just as the band intended

We can definitely afford it

Box office numbers for UHF (1989) Budget: $5M (estimated) Opening weekend US & Canada: $2.25M Gross US & Canada: $6.15M Gross worldwide: $6.15M

Coulda been worse

Brooks! And! Dunn!

Me: Sativa plants take longer to grow and yield less flower, that's why it's always unavailable
4th grader: Did our teacher leave you a lesson plan?

Can anyone live in the sewer or do you have to be a clown or a Ninja Turtle

It's uncharted territory, but we might start allowing candidates with poor impulse control and chips on their shoulder

Don't tell me they're gonna start hiring assholes too

i hop into a donkey kong country barrel and it rotates about forty five degrees before spewing a chunky spray of thick red mist all over everything

Meet captain ahabs repulsive wife

One Weird Trick! Chiropractors Hate Him!

They'll end the service by having their dad pick up the kitchen phone to make a call

God I love when politicians get all tough guy mode. It's like a pug growling. What the fuck are you gonna do man you'd scream if someone reached into their jacket real quick. You're all dipshits who sit in offices and take bribes and call it "work." Don't talk about boxing man shut up.

Be honest: you gotta like those odds if you're a patient

Our impeccable record speaks for itself. You might say we're the Harlem Globetrotters of facial reconstructive surgery.

Jane Spencer femme fatale stair intro sequence, in black and white

hand reaching for gun in intro, light casting bold shadow across the frame. in black and white

Dreben and Jane sharing a fireside dinner, in black and white

Ludwig meat packing plant sequence establishing shot, in black and white

The Naked Gun (1988): Noir Edition

Getting some use out of this tonight

Delta Variant

How many Duke Nukem deathmatches will perish?

Little something for the over-40 crowd

They'll end the service by having their dad pick up the kitchen phone to make a call

Karen O with a huge smile as she holds a cat.

Happy #InternationalCatDay!

Lucy and Ethel overwhelmed by the conveyor belt in the candy factory

At least there's consensus

they also named a bunch of broats after these guys

List of names courtesy of Dr. Steve Brule

Lockheed Martin employee who thinks it’s ok to build the orphan shredder 5000 so he can buy toys

Nerd

This is every single person with “Hufflepuff” in their bio

Steve Brule-ass presidents

F. Murray Forster