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@paigerosner.bsky.social

Empress-Level-Power-Babe. Hoping this is the promised land of funny takes, Muppets content and political/news updates.

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Rapture day! #grwm

21.09.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1033    πŸ” 190    πŸ’¬ 94    πŸ“Œ 56

They’re only going after Tylenol because the president of the United States can’t say acetaminophen. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

22.09.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 23419    πŸ” 3920    πŸ’¬ 953    πŸ“Œ 295
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In an alternate timeline, Vice President Walz is reminding us to change our furnace filters

Threads post: cereal.bowl78 10h In an alternate timeline, Vice President Walz is reminding us to change our furnace filters

*siiiiiiigggghhhh*

19.09.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5438    πŸ” 739    πŸ’¬ 92    πŸ“Œ 38
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Best Front Forward Best Front Forward is a beautification and biodiversity enhancement campaign for 'front-yards'.

Here is the webpage for the Best Front Forward campaign: Nature.lethbridge.ca/bff Earn a GOLD STAR for your own front yard #yql!

08.08.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Got my GOLD STAR for having a beautiful and biodiverse front yard! Can you see it the star? Great program from the Helen Schuler Nature Centre! Nature.lethbridge.ca/bff

08.08.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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everything is terrible so here's the Muppets channeling the Beastie Boys

27.07.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1846    πŸ” 387    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 36

and to my grandchildren, i leave my unread pdfs

25.07.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 430    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 4

beautiful.

08.07.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i honestly can't believe how many people put cameras inside their houses. though the dog is adorbs.

27.06.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman holds up a piece of paper that says ' a ' on it ALT: a woman holds up a piece of paper that says ' a ' on it
16.06.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m guessing this music was selected to prove a point. Also, I feel for those soldiers. Either they don’t want to be there, or they wish their work and sacrifice was actually met with respect and jubilation. This was an embarrassment no matter how you slice it or what your politics.

15.06.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@lizzo must be pissed about that bad cover.

15.06.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pretty sure I know everything already brother

25.05.2025 08:32 β€” πŸ‘ 145    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 4

No. Go home.

24.05.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love to see potable water in parks! βœ¨πŸ’―

16.05.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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We wasted 60 years indulging secessionist fantasies in Quebec. Must we make the same mistake in Alberta? Decades of pointless arguments and wasted effort caused economic decline across the country – and especially in Quebec

β€œYes, it’s absurd that a minority of malcontents in the richest province in the most blessed country on Earth could be so marinated in self-pity as to persuade themselves that an adverse election result is sufficient cause to pitch the province and the country into the madness of secession.β€πŸŽ―

14.05.2025 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 474    πŸ” 149    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 12

~BIG day at the Legislature on Thursday!

First Nations are calling Albertans to stand with them in solidarity at the Legislature against the Alberta separatist agenda!

14.05.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 136    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 8

$10 says the first tweet from the person they choose will have a grammar or spelling mistake.

09.05.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More of this please!

09.05.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i've ever seen the man in a suit that ain't half wrinkles. he couldn't handle a tailored theme.

08.05.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Pic of Smith holding a book titled "How to distract Albertans from my scandals"
Pic of a guy holding an open book with "Threaten a sovereignty referendum" written in it.

Pic of Smith holding a book titled "How to distract Albertans from my scandals" Pic of a guy holding an open book with "Threaten a sovereignty referendum" written in it.

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07.05.2025 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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People are posting old Met Gala looks & I just need everyone to know it’s always been about Quannah Chasinghorse 2022 look for me.

06.05.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 283    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
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Pierre Poilievre in a nutshell.
If ever there was a case to drain the swamp...

04.05.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6447    πŸ” 2235    πŸ’¬ 287    πŸ“Œ 179

huge if true.

02.05.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah, i'm guessing that spending more time online is a real great way to make more friends [eyeroll]

01.05.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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"If you or any other Canadians are not happy living on Treaty lands, they are free to apply for citizenship elsewhere."

Sturgeon Lake Cree Nation issues a scathing rebuke of Danielle Smith's talks on a national unity crisis.

01.05.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1293    πŸ” 515    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 55

why would you do that to yourself? lol. i'm going to be distracting the hell outta myself all evening.

28.04.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

reusable straws have entered the chat!

28.04.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

there's too much ice in that water.

28.04.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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