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Marquis de Lafayeet

@johnatron.bsky.social

Steal $20 from your boss, let him call the cops, see how quickly they show up to arrest you. Catch your boss stealing hundreds from your paychecks, call the cops, see how long they laugh before they say “not our job”.

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A brand new Super PAC — Elect Chicago Women — just dropped hundreds of thousands of dollars into this race. Why?

Because it’s actually a front for AIPAC dark money. And they’re doing everything they can to buy my race:

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Bring cops with you

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Because it’s Donald Trump

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That would require them to have a backbone.

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You know that’s not what happened

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He would know all about staged attacks

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The algorithm told them that the winds are now blowing the opposite direction and they would like to pretend they have morals so they can appeal more broadly.

Yawn. Eat shit oligarchs.

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Schumer is pathetic

ABOLISH ICE

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The point is to shut down the regular operation of the economy. It’s the only thing the working class can do to pressure the capitalist oligarchy, and we should be doing it all over the country.

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Big lift in good form

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Pop would be proud

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It really isn’t. I don’t know who it is supposed to appeal to.

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I fucking hate new Star Trek

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Abolish ICE, prosecute its members and leadership. That’s all that can be done.

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Pigs helping pigs

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Grayson Allen has hit 10 a game twice

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We were unquestionably the bad guys in Vietnam

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And now that I’m in a new city I need to start going to the theaters by myself, like a weirdo

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No one want that movie

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Seriously, who gives a shit about sports right now.

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When I was 14 I thought 18 was grown up, when I was 18 I thought that 25 was grown up, when I was 25 I thought that 30 was grown up.

Now that I’m in my 40’s, I don’t take anyone under the age of 30 seriously.

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This is the kind of communication voters are desperate for from their elected representatives.

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The typos show how little effort Forbes puts into anything

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Alex Pretti was an American hero. He saved lives. He protected people. He cared deeply about his community, unlike the murderous thugs who killed him.

The very last thing he did was try to help a woman who had been pepper-sprayed and violently shoved to the ground by ICE. 1/

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Order your police forces to apprehend the murderers and to stop ICE.

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@democrats.org do you hear this?

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That’s powerful.

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The ideal

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I mean, that’s cool and all, but it kinda sucks that instead of having super strength or ice powers, you got the power of not liking a universally beloved film.

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