Brian Fenton

I like "cordial loathing", I might have to keep that one. Filling another slot on the "benign neglect" spectrum

"but Doctor..."

"I know who the fuck you are"

thanks I hate it

if you aren't, you really need to be aware of Meet The Feebles, an early film by Peter Jackson (yes, that one) that has muppet-y characters trying to put on their variety show while also murdering each other, shooting heroin, and having messy affairs

some poor dude just trying to find Cognitive Behavioral Therapy...

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

I thought you were saying everybody knows @yarnchicken.bsky.social 😆

The chiropractor in Olathe KS? Doctor Bob?

I'm growing concerned at how many times I point at @rahaeli.bsky.social but she's in the Venn diagram of all those diagnoses & also extremely meticulous about both learning about & fighting the existing healthcare system

My brain is a highly-tuned relevance engine and she keeps showing up

A British man crossing the street to a shop while turning back to the camera and explaining "the secret ingredient is crime"

would that make the top right Australian luge?

bronchospasm is the least cool dinosaur I know

It didn't always end up like that... bell peppers come from the same root plant, just with all the heat bred out of them, and we still eat those too. I'd almost argue the mustard-y brassicas had it worse

Partner: You are just... radiating stress. Please go do something else

Me: ...

...

...

_files a bug in an open source project_

huh, I do feel better

or just do it themselves (before the rise of the gig economy)

this weekend, drawing on an earlier 9V experience, I watched our 8yo connect a test circuit using his tongue. For science

They could probably be considered a professional competitor, but beyond that I really hate LifeTouch as a parent/consumer. They're like the Hewlett Packard of school photos.

here me out though... ice sumo

if it did it should have been Triumph the insult comic dog

and finally grew nipples apparently

the good place?

lava

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yes

many of our meals involve thawing a protein from the chest freezer, so yeah, we have to plan ahead or we have frozen pizza half the week

forbidden peppers

I literally thought you were talking about Target

Yeah, it kind of seems like we need a shorthand for "empathy grimace"

... this is literally a Shaun The Sheep episode