Tyler Burton

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have our Mengele.

Available at every Tower Records, every Barnes and Noble.

A Paul Simon loving hippie kid like me would’ve loved Willing and Able unconditionally.

Sometimes it’s just too easy to hold yourself back.

I have to remind myself of that more often, I tell myself.

I have to admit that as a youth I did not allow myself the opportunity to appreciate the awesomeness that is Prince.

And it was not that it was hard to find, I’m literally just listening to 1991’s Diamonds and Pearls and it’s blowing my mind how revolutionary a song like Get Off is for the time.

Everything is terrible but we truly are awesome as a people. #nokings

Now what I want to talk about is Prince.

Joy is a pair of shoes that fits.

Want a scalable vision for what intentional development looks like in the 21st century? Here’s the report. Open sourced for the good of the the world. Follow the link in the reply or just click below.

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Fuck I love this guy. He's a breath of fresh air.

#Resist

… the joy of seeing a DIFFERENT error in the console …

So much yes in a few simple screenshots.

A quote from 2025 Superman where Lois tells Clark, “My point is I question everything and everyone. You trust everyone and think everyone you've ever met is, like... beautiful.” And Superman replies,Maybe that's the real punk rock.”

Superman 2025, anthem quote for the new resistance…

I will also say that if you've ever had a problem with Airbnb and needed to deal with Airbnb's customer service: that person is now running the design of federal government websites.

“Thank GOD the National Guard is here while I EAT MY PIZZA,” shouts a woman at Red Light on 14th in DC as yet another trio of guardsmen walk by.

Asking an AI to compare an average AI query’s energy consumption to that of the cost of heating a cup of coffee in a microwave. (1/2)

Asking an AI to compare an average AI query’s energy consumption to that of the cost of heating a cup of coffee in a microwave. (2/2)

What do you say chat, can we rely on the AI to give us reputable numbers?

Trying to construct a mental model we can relate to (☕️🔌⚡️) vs “asking grok ‘x’ burns 5 trees” which just feels intentionally disassociating.

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Then there's the reporter who starts with, "You've got the drivers worried about increased traffic."

Why is this the frame for the story? Why not start with something about the safety of these lanes for walkers and pedestrians? That's the real impact!

People will call a white nationalist teen edgelord "Big Balls" with a straight face before they'll respect a trans persons name or pronouns

The Council on How to Stop Hitting Yourself is now in session.

Things I never thought I’d say until I had kids:

“Please put some clothes on instead of standing there, naked, eating spaghetti with your hands.”

Legacy media is really doing everything in its power to ice the Trump/Epstein story.

It's so obvious and wild for anyone who lived through the wall-to-wall daily coverage of the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal

Two tall yellow steel and concrete bollards, protecting a red fire hydrant from motor vehicles.

Good morning to everyone who wonders why they didn't just use paint and plastic flex posts to protect this fire hydrant.

A picture of the new app icon for Goodreads.

Oh my look what we have here! #Goodreads surprising the family by waking up from its slumber by the fireplace to remind everyone it still exists; and — dare I say it? — actually looks pretty cool now? #newLogo

Our only hope is to draw the line now. To stick up for our friends and neighbors, our co-workers and loved ones, who are undocumented and being hunted.

If morality or empathy for them is not enough to motivate you, fine. Then let this be your motivation: if you don’t draw this line, you are next.

yoda meme Once I became a parent I finally understood the scene where Yoda gets so tired of answering Luke's questions he just dies.

a classic.

Meme Credit: Unknown - but the greatest thinker of our time

We burn rubber — exchange force plus traction for momentum — in the hope of outrunning whatever it is that’s chasing us, knowing we can never succeed.

Ah, summer.. open the windows on a cool night to hear the sound of tires squealing on the nearby parking lots and intersections, on the county highway and frontage roads, across over passes and into roundabouts.

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Exhibit A:

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I’m glad you mentioned incentives, Billy. Let’s talk now about how much better the quality of life could be for everyone if, say, billionaires just paid their taxes. I personally believe the incentive of lifting the world up with your largesse is vastly underrated.

Glastonbury will be sending out formal terms of unconditional surrender for all the weak cunts who call ourselves their leaders shortly.