Kristen Rengren

As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read.

They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.

Kent Brockman hanging a sign that says “hail ants” on his newscast

Tonight at 11:30

Robert Downey Jr could literally stop this by himself by walking of the set of whatever Avengers movie they're working on now.

beyond hearing my own teen scream stuff very much like it when playing Helldivers in my living room, I’ve seen tons of meme-ified language to the effect of “taste this fascist” or ”burn, fascists” in the Reddit Helldivers2 sub. Usually followed with ironic shit like “For managed democrac!!”

It is truly maddening to see reporter after reporter breathlessly talk of arcane antifa arrow symbolism & WWII songs, when anyone with a teenager and a PS5 can recognize the gamer memes. Even “hey fascists, catch!” is a Helldivers 2 meme. Pay more attention to your kids I guess.

To understand this you just have to have a teenage boy & a PS5 in your living room. The arrows & “hey fascist catch!” are Helldivers 2 memes. Ciao Bella song is in Far Cry 6. It’s infuriating that these octogenarian “experts” are out here making WWII references like the kid’s a history PhD candidate

“Charlie Kirk didn’t deserve what he got, but he got what he thought other people deserved.” sums it up also

That’s plenty of time to stock up on fireworks and chill champagne

How do we get our pols to stop doing this?! As a Democrat I am desperate for leaders who sound like normal people that don’t focius-group every sentence

Coles has some batshit takes that seemed to make Bee uncomfortable too. She was still saying “maybe Elon really is a misunderstood genius though” as late as April

Also their thumbnail graphic is just the podcast name now, not their pictures

I have been searching high and low to find the answer and I still don’t know. It’s been almost a month now - I suspect she has.

It’s got that classic Cooper’s dark cap, plus a cooper’s is way more likely to haunt a residential bird feeder waiting for a meal to fly in.

Only important news. (Rat)

First pope who definitely called someone a jagoff at some point

I’ll be out in Chicago with my whole family!

what do we want? amber ruffin life stream counter programming

when do we want it? at the same time as the white house correspondents' dinner

"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."

*if Trump dies in office and *fuckers

They’re all so slippery. I do think that if Trump does in office, Vance won’t have the special sauce that holds the whole grift together, but I’m convinced none of these fickers will ever experience even a moment of real consequences

MLK Quote: We need leaders not in love with money but in love with justice. Not in love with publicity but in love with humanity.

@nytimes.com i've got a fucking hand gesture for you to speculate about

Hello friends, wishing you a new year that is happy, healthy, and doesn’t involve invading Greenland