Sumac

May these possums shouting in Werner Herzog's voice bring comfort to your day.

HELL YEAH KILL THE SLAVERS LUFFY

the economy of the future is 10% of the population fully convincing themselves that a chat bot is teaching them sacred geometry

Anyone else think that the 'last meal' series is a bit uhhh insensitive?? The death sentence is not cute sweaty

U know its a good touring bike when it feels best fully loaded up

Needed to use my backup saddle which is so ugly i had to put a bag on it (its gonna rain anyway)

Cant find my freaking brooks saddle wrench

can someone tell me if netflix is filming another season of america’s sweethearts: the dallas cowboy cheerleaders

Made a breakfast without carbs cuz i was too lazy to prep anything else and idk how ppl do this all the time seems very sad

America still has the juice

Mystery dirt on my knee, is not bike grease

Love when customers dont misgender me

Riding on an upright city bike in street clothes is totally awesome. There is zero reason to take shots at sportier bikes or people who ride them to celebrate transit riding. Often it's the same people doing both. Often it's different people with common needs. Everyone who rides are allies.

Happy May Day yall. Workers make the world go round!

Making my bosses give me a pizza party 2day

Bowl of ramen with red broth, tofu, bok choi, and carrots pictured in the sun

Image of person's reflection on glass doors, they are holding a bicycle and have a backpack visibly full of bike parts

Getting good at a) lunchtime work ramen and b) transporting large bike parts by bike in my backpack

Its giving nazi germany

>goes on facebook
>oh god
>log out and post this on bluesky

Love putting used trigger shifter cables on friction shifters and everything works fine

post-workout grapes

don't forget to put a joint under your pillow for the jesus fairy or whatever

Sign mounted on bridge reads "4,20m" with blue, sunny sky in background

Human with short brown hair, wearing a yellow shirt reading "psychedelic contact and paranormal encounters"

4/20 well wishes to all who observe

A black and white cat with bright yellow eyes staring off into the distance, looking slightly sad or thoughtful.

The vet said 〝He's not overweight at all, but he has a round and big head.‘’

Going thru a paul simon phase, again

When I say you don’t have to worry about microplastics in your brain I mean that there is much stronger evidence that you should be worrying about other things that you don’t ever think about, like the draining of peatlands for agriculture, and things that you think about all the time, like fascism.

The mystery teabag at the bottom of my bike pannier turns out to be chamomile

I'd say 30% of being a bike mechanic is just cleaning bikes