Andy ❤️ Kubernetes

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Excited for #KubeCon | #CloudNativeCon in Tokyo, Japan next week, June 16-17! Our own @sudermanjr.bsky.social & Stevie Caldwell are presenting Addons Need Love Too: Maintaining Addons for Better Cluster Security.
If you're there, say hi! Psyched to attend.
kccncjpn2025.sched.com/event/1x713/...

Hey Tokyo. I'm here, and I'm tired.

Ha, bad edit on my part. Meant to say, will you be there?

Schedule | LF Events View the KubeCon + CloudNativeCon Japan 2025 Schedule & Directory.

I’ll be speaking at the first ever #KubeCon + #CloudNativeCon Japan in Tokyo June 16-17 - will you? It’s a great opportunity to meet up with #TeamCloudNative and share ideas, discuss new solutions, and innovate together. Hope to see you there!

Here's the Schedule: bit.ly/3FEJdQJ

At a certain point, meetings are the work. Building up others, coaching, mentoring, setting strategy. All these things happen with other people face to face.
I had to start seeing it that way, because otherwise I feel like I'm not contributing, but if you stop attending those meetings, what happens?

Hmmm. Lately I may need an alias for 'git spush'

Not sure why that keeps happening

If ISPs wanted to use DNS snooping for good, I bet they could use number of lookups across a region for fast.com abd speedtest.net as a great indicator for an outage. I bet it would be quicker than downdetector

Junior dev: I’m bummed by how little of the code I write will ever run in production

Senior dev: I’m horrified by how much of the code I’ve written is still running in production

I really don’t understand how people don’t feel like assholes when listening to their music without headphones on public transportation.

Social media posts that reads: The internet was a mistake. 
Our modems used to scream to warn us.

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Today's travel gets more wild. Airline says this flight is "weight restricted" so my backpack can't go in the overhead. I guess it magically weighs less when you put it under the seat?

My pre-scheduled ride share just cancelled because the place I'm at is on a dirt road. In the desert. It was a Ford explorer. 🤯

Douglas Adams was right

I've seen enough (2) videos of primate mothers greeting/raising other species' babies that my opinion (completely unqualified) is that instead of hand raising zoo animals, we should give the babies to chimps

Who wants to help me build a device that temporarily disables all phone speakers in a 50ft radius?

A corkboard with 18 pins hanging on a wakk

Never could bring myself to use stickers. Pins are reusable and now I can display them too. Much excite.

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Deprecation was announced 17 years ago. 2008.

Still blows my mind that we can't get past this

Yo, Etsy, if I verified my login with an email code, then sending me another email asking if I logged in from a new device is probably not helpful

I reject this premise

I think there might be more in the world to derive meaning from than having children and careers.....

The bane of my public existence

How do you feel about 💯?

I came here for this. 💯

Is it just acceptable/normal to use speakers in public now, or am I cursed?

My philosophy of getting to the airport early is slightly ruined when the plane is delayed 1.5 hrs

Ummm, yes please

Any of my favorite people at #GoogleCloudNext and want to have a quiet dinner at 7?

AI is coming out of my ears. Thanks #googleNext