Bill Watterson, 1980
Bill Watterson, 1980
23.02.2026 19:37 β π 187 π 38 π¬ 4 π 1@iamtom.bsky.social
Local oaf.
Bill Watterson, 1980
Bill Watterson, 1980
23.02.2026 19:37 β π 187 π 38 π¬ 4 π 1A gorgeous cat.
Good morning.
23.02.2026 15:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What if I'm not done watching curling. What now.
22.02.2026 21:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0that would make more sense.
22.02.2026 19:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 08 hours is wild, 1 is plenty.
22.02.2026 18:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0#alysaliu
WOKE IS BACK BABY
MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!
Some things are starting to make sense now.
19.02.2026 15:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cruel.technology would be a dope handle.
17.02.2026 20:14 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Robert Duvall, Jesse Jackson, who could be the third? π
17.02.2026 15:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with.
this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
Did my tinnitus post this?
16.02.2026 15:16 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Maybe building a mechanical keyboard by hand from scratch could fix me.
14.02.2026 06:31 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the opening title card of The Running Man (1987), altered to read: "By 2026 the Dow Jones is over 50,000. Food, natural resources and oil are in short supply. A police state, divided into paramilitary zones, rules with an iron hand."
we still doing these?
14.02.2026 02:09 β π 968 π 101 π¬ 19 π 4It's been a stressful week for the cat as I yell at the TV a lot while I watch the Olympics.
13.02.2026 17:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0my contribution to the AI debate is that I do not need AI to be good at my job, I need motivation and executive function to be good at my job (and I am lacking in both).
12.02.2026 18:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Definitely not beating the gestapo allegations.
12.02.2026 17:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jared Lank
10.02.2026 22:41 β π 61 π 9 π¬ 0 π 0This is just a content farm for wreckedexotics.com
10.02.2026 18:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0itβs officially baseball season
09.02.2026 03:27 β π 104 π 13 π¬ 4 π 0Ok, so the inaugral soak of the year turned out to be an unmitigated disaster. I made the bath too hot, and it made me light-headed. When I stood up to get out, I passed out and whacked my head on the floor. Had to go to the ER to get my head glued shut. Off to a great start!
08.02.2026 16:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0DID YOU KNOW?
If you have Delta Sky Miles, you can donate them to help a kidnapped-and-released person fly home!
They are set free on the streets of El Paso or another Texas town with no phone, no money, nothing at all. Your miles can get them back to their loved ones!
I love how you can hear the Oakland in Alyssa Liu when she speaks.
07.02.2026 06:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It is particularly fatiguing that every time you have to do business with a corporate entity, you have to fight so hard for them to not fuck you over. That's just what they naturally want to do, fuck you as hard as possible in every transaction, to their benefit. All the time. Everywhere. Nightmare.
06.02.2026 20:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Having a pretty bad week psychically. I just very desperately need the world to be normal right now, but as we are all well aware, it is super not.
06.02.2026 20:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0We need the nerds to stop inventing AI girlfriends and instead invent a q-tip that we can insert all the way into our brain without damaging anything.
04.02.2026 22:10 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0who doesn't crave the comfort of a weighted security steamroller?
03.02.2026 17:32 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0why must you tear this nation apart
03.02.2026 16:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yet another finding that makes it near impossible to explain current events to normies without sounding insane.
02.02.2026 21:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It is definitely going to happen before any Grand Reopening.
02.02.2026 03:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0