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My teeth are still my own. For now, that is.
Same old Preston. Always cheating. #EFL
02.02.2026 04:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#Wrexham. Grandpa Fishy is on. He must have been acquired during the last transfer window. I missed that one. #EFL
02.02.2026 04:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#EpsteinFiles
30.01.2026 22:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#EpsteinFiles
30.01.2026 22:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe Ted Nugent can open for Nikki Minaj
29.01.2026 02:10 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nobody wants to know, but here it is. #MelaniaMovie
28.01.2026 05:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Let them eat themselves.
28.01.2026 05:17 — 👍 32 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bazongas got me
28.01.2026 03:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Also, this just in, Trump is bald.
27.01.2026 23:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Orwell was right, apparently.
24.01.2026 19:22 — 👍 102 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0Share this everywhere. I don’t do Twitter. #Minneaplois #ICE
24.01.2026 19:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The ICE boys apparently gassed themselves.
22.01.2026 04:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0JFC…
19.01.2026 02:14 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Awesome let’s try to get better than 43% turnout. 😬
19.01.2026 02:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I guess a bruised ego is a sort of internal bleeding. Ross may have felt a little bruised. #Minnesota
15.01.2026 17:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump: Russia’s useful idiot.
15.01.2026 01:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not The Onion?
10.01.2026 16:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So basically the US arrest Maduro and partner and create a huge power vacuum and then say Venezuelans need to sort their own security and government out, and until then, the US will still sanction oil, seize vessels, and blow up boats? Did I miss anything?
#Venezuela #Rubio
#EpsteinFiles ?
Those S300 and Buk ADs didn’t come with instructions apparently.
03.01.2026 20:19 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Holy crap. That’s all California needs.
02.01.2026 22:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So embarrassing…
01.01.2026 01:13 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah. That’s easy. Dems could vote for once.
31.12.2025 23:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fruitcake with a cold lager chaser ftw. #happyholidays
30.12.2025 02:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every public toilet on Federal land could have their designation changed to Trump as a reminder of the times.
Simple signage
TRUMP 🚻 or 🚾 or 🚽
Thea had a rough night. Rusty’s ass will do for a pillow. He doesn’t mind at all. #Dogs #BoxingDay
26.12.2025 20:52 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This one is only part chihuahua (Dachshund). She’s 14. When she was younger, she killed gophers, rats, and mice. She did it quietly and disturbingly efficiently. Very sweet dogs.
26.12.2025 17:33 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They found BatBoy
25.12.2025 18:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Good stocking stuffer
24.12.2025 20:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Whoever did this at CBS, thanks. Actions like this and a handful of Republicans seemingly growing stones make me hopeful. Cheers!
23.12.2025 01:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0