pushed back, yes
04.12.2025 10:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@jennylandreth.bsky.social
Everything you’ve come to expect from me
pushed back, yes
04.12.2025 10:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just had a work zoom with a French man who smoked throughout.
INDOORS.
never been so wildly attracted
Yes
03.12.2025 17:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kpop Demon Hunters did for me.
03.12.2025 15:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I felt a bit funny about the 'bathtub gin' brand cos I thought 'are they promoting home abortions??' then realised maybe I'd read too many 1950s kitchen sink novels.
03.12.2025 15:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Have you not been listening to a lot of Kpop Demon Hunters, Paul?
03.12.2025 15:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0How you doing, fellow kids? Im embarrassed for myself if it helps.
www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...
Gareth from The Office saying 'portable phone'.
02.12.2025 13:50 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Sarah Vine just called her mobile ‘my telephone’ on the radio. I didn’t think I could hate her more yet here we are.
02.12.2025 13:43 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Urgh, that's rotten timing for you. It'd be almost impossible to not have it on your mind, so I* prescribe lots of nice things that make you feel nice
*not a doctor
You know it
30.11.2025 11:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Actual footage of me dancing
30.11.2025 11:00 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Well, consider me Absolutely Charmed. (Gordon Buchanan on Desert Island Discs, fyi.)
30.11.2025 10:59 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So here's a thing. I help run my local food bank, and we're doing this: 12 Days of Christmas Giving.
It's the busiest time of year for us and we have to build up our stocks right through December.
I know you're not in N4, but all food banks are in the same boat, so if you can help please do! 🙏🎄
Talent recognising talent? she says, unconvincingly.
29.11.2025 22:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I think I’m missing something
29.11.2025 22:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🧐
29.11.2025 22:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh that would have been such a considerate forewarning. I got no such, just straight in.
28.11.2025 19:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ZERO PROVOCATION, Justin, do I need to add.
28.11.2025 18:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hey thanks neighbour I barely know, for your anecdote about two men masturbating each other in the sauna but please, may I introduce: MY F’IN BOUNDARIES
28.11.2025 18:01 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0Woke at 5.30 to see my elderly almost-blind dog nose to nose with himself in the mirror. #unnerving
23.11.2025 07:28 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“All that money, and stirring hate is what they choose to do with it. How pathetic”. Brilliant line from @kathyburke.bsky.social’s A Mind of My Own. In the context of Murdoch/Rothmere, but perfect for ‘fill in your preferred billionaire’
22.11.2025 11:04 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Actually the exception I’m now thinking of wears her pants with massive fuck you energy and fabulous plastic capes and makes the whole look really tempting.
20.11.2025 23:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I mean, god help any female singer wanting success who’s not also absolutely stunning looking. (There were times in my life when it didn’t seem *quite* so stark, I’m sure)
20.11.2025 23:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Some of us boomers are keeping verrrrrrry quiet at this point...
20.11.2025 17:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Johnny's so talented and funny, let's all Like and Subscribe
20.11.2025 12:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1I can’t NOT see it and ooof is my absolute favourite theatre. (I suspect it’ll resonate.) (1hr40 YES)
19.11.2025 21:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh is that by David Eldridge? I must go IMMEDIATELY
19.11.2025 21:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Opinion By Sebatian Payne My mother saved for years to send me to private school. Labour's class warfare will hurt parents like her.
My mother saved for years to go to Corfu she didn't get charitable status for it.
19.11.2025 17:07 — 👍 1394 🔁 207 💬 87 📌 38[so pleased for you]
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