Jenny Landreth

pushed back, yes

Just had a work zoom with a French man who smoked throughout.

INDOORS.

never been so wildly attracted

Yes

Kpop Demon Hunters did for me.

I felt a bit funny about the 'bathtub gin' brand cos I thought 'are they promoting home abortions??' then realised maybe I'd read too many 1950s kitchen sink novels.

Have you not been listening to a lot of Kpop Demon Hunters, Paul?

My listening age Spotify

How you doing, fellow kids? Im embarrassed for myself if it helps.
www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...

Gareth from The Office saying 'portable phone'.

Sarah Vine just called her mobile ‘my telephone’ on the radio. I didn’t think I could hate her more yet here we are.

Urgh, that's rotten timing for you. It'd be almost impossible to not have it on your mind, so I* prescribe lots of nice things that make you feel nice

*not a doctor

You know it

Actual footage of me dancing

Well, consider me Absolutely Charmed. (Gordon Buchanan on Desert Island Discs, fyi.)

So here's a thing. I help run my local food bank, and we're doing this: 12 Days of Christmas Giving.

It's the busiest time of year for us and we have to build up our stocks right through December.

I know you're not in N4, but all food banks are in the same boat, so if you can help please do! 🙏🎄

Talent recognising talent? she says, unconvincingly.

I think I’m missing something

🧐

Oh that would have been such a considerate forewarning. I got no such, just straight in.

ZERO PROVOCATION, Justin, do I need to add.

Hey thanks neighbour I barely know, for your anecdote about two men masturbating each other in the sauna but please, may I introduce: MY F’IN BOUNDARIES

Woke at 5.30 to see my elderly almost-blind dog nose to nose with himself in the mirror. #unnerving

“All that money, and stirring hate is what they choose to do with it. How pathetic”. Brilliant line from @kathyburke.bsky.social’s A Mind of My Own. In the context of Murdoch/Rothmere, but perfect for ‘fill in your preferred billionaire’

Actually the exception I’m now thinking of wears her pants with massive fuck you energy and fabulous plastic capes and makes the whole look really tempting.

I mean, god help any female singer wanting success who’s not also absolutely stunning looking. (There were times in my life when it didn’t seem *quite* so stark, I’m sure)

Some of us boomers are keeping verrrrrrry quiet at this point...

Johnny's so talented and funny, let's all Like and Subscribe

I can’t NOT see it and ooof is my absolute favourite theatre. (I suspect it’ll resonate.) (1hr40 YES)

Oh is that by David Eldridge? I must go IMMEDIATELY

Opinion By Sebatian Payne My mother saved for years to send me to private school. Labour's class warfare will hurt parents like her.

My mother saved for years to go to Corfu she didn't get charitable status for it.

[so pleased for you]