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Bitchard Pryor, Priestess of Awesome Sauce

@bitchardpryor.bsky.social

51 year old queer ACE mixed race intersex/trans disabled cranky rabblerouser and boatrocker. She/Her. Always try to be nice, but NEVER fail to be kind. Except to bigots. Never be kind to those who want to erase you. Commissions by donation.

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This is my life now. I'm bedridden most of the day. Friend bought me the table my monitor is on so I can have my pc in there, but the wifi signal is shit.

01.11.2025 03:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Disney be thinking they're funny on Halloween.

01.11.2025 02:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Turkeys who voted for Thanksgiving getting mad when they get smothered in gravy.

01.11.2025 02:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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No, sadly, it's permanent. I am now permanently a mildly ambulatory wheelchair user. But I'm adapting to that as I always try to adapt to my ever crumbling body. If I can live with losing my ability to draw freehand, I can adapt to this.

DRIVE BY DISTRACTING CUTENESS!!!

01.11.2025 00:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Since I'm pretty much a prisoner in my own bedroom because of my ruptured discs, I ordered a wifi extender from my ISP. The modem is in the living room and the signal strength in my room is garbage.

31.10.2025 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THERE you are!

31.10.2025 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's my internet connection in my bedroom, it's shit. A lot of my uploads just aren't showing up.

31.10.2025 23:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Is @littendraws27.bsky.social off to work yet?

31.10.2025 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BREAKING: 20 Jeffrey Epstein victims are urging Mike Johnson to immediately swear-in Adelita Grijalva.

STOP IGNORING THE EPSTEIN VICTIMS!

31.10.2025 10:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13323    ๐Ÿ” 4392    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 391    ๐Ÿ“Œ 159
Abigail Jackson = @ATJack...โ€ข6/26/25 S ...
This is fake news. Abrego Garcia was returned to the United States to face trial for the egregious charges against him. He will face the full force of the American justice system - including serving time in American prison for the crimes he's committed.
AP The Associated Press @AP. 6/26/25
BREAKING: Prosecutors tell a judge that the
U.S. plans to deport Kilmar Abrego Garcia to a country other than El Salvador after his release from a Tennessee jail. apnews.com/ article/kilmar...
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Anna Bower&
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Hi Abigail, I'm following up on this for a third time.
During a hearing before Judge Paula Xinis today, DOJ attorney Drew Ensign said that the government would remove Kilmar Abrego Garcia as soon as Friday if there were no court orders prohibiting it.
Is that "fake news"?
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Abigail Jackson = @ATJack...โ€ข6/26/25 S ... This is fake news. Abrego Garcia was returned to the United States to face trial for the egregious charges against him. He will face the full force of the American justice system - including serving time in American prison for the crimes he's committed. AP The Associated Press @AP. 6/26/25 BREAKING: Prosecutors tell a judge that the U.S. plans to deport Kilmar Abrego Garcia to a country other than El Salvador after his release from a Tennessee jail. apnews.com/ article/kilmar... โ€ข 310| L. 395 1.6K Anna Bower& ยฐ @AnnaBower X.com Hi Abigail, I'm following up on this for a third time. During a hearing before Judge Paula Xinis today, DOJ attorney Drew Ensign said that the government would remove Kilmar Abrego Garcia as soon as Friday if there were no court orders prohibiting it. Is that "fake news"? 6:20 PM โ€ข 10/27/25 โ€ข 56K Views

The โ€œHi, Abigailโ€ series is also back this week

31.10.2025 15:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1140    ๐Ÿ” 151    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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#nevermypresident
#resist
#lockhimup
#krasnovisrussiantraitor

31.10.2025 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 601    ๐Ÿ” 191    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Real Artists are the Chefs who make your meal from scratch and with love, carefully getting everything right, using recipes they spent years perfecting.

AI is the line cook that just dumps whatever leftovers it found in the fridge onto one plate and reheats it for you.

31.10.2025 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They stragle us with one hand, and jerk off to us with the other.

31.10.2025 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bridge over the River Mogwai.

31.10.2025 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The UndertaQueer.

31.10.2025 09:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Its official now

30.10.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1416    ๐Ÿ” 463    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 76    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19
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Powerful and moving interview with Virginia Giuffre's brother Sky and sister-in-law Amanda:

"He's just Andrew. He's no longer a prince... This normal girl, from a normal family, has taken down a prince. We are so proud of her."

"She was extraordinary. She did the extraordinary."

30.10.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15412    ๐Ÿ” 3286    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 364    ๐Ÿ“Œ 178

California โ€“ this Election Day, vote yes on Prop 50.

Californiaโ€™s Prop 50 says that if Republicans are going to abuse the system to try and hang onto power, weโ€™re going to counteract that abuse and create a level playing field in the midterm elections.

Make a plan to vote yes on Prop 50.

30.10.2025 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22788    ๐Ÿ” 6584    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 466    ๐Ÿ“Œ 211
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two women are standing in a living room and one of them says that 's not how this works ALT: two women are standing in a living room and one of them says that 's not how this works

But he... but they... but... *IMPLODES*

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Why is the picture black now?

31.10.2025 08:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fair. It wasn't the worst movie EVAR. But it was fun for a couple hours.

31.10.2025 04:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

70% of the men in Trump's cabinet would be on THAT list. Not as many as are on that OTHER list, but they're trying.

31.10.2025 03:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a monster with the words i have no mouth and i must scream ALT: a cartoon of a monster with the words i have no mouth and i must scream
30.10.2025 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I stopped playing Second Life entirely because I got sick of SL's creepy "furry herm" population fetishing me and asking for genital pics.

30.10.2025 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can no longer sit in my recliner in the living room without sobbing unless I've eaten a weed cookie. I feel like I'm becoming a pisoner in my own bedroom.

30.10.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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