bshecks

Love how there's one "no thanks" coupon ripped off...

I didn’t make this, but it’s pretty spot on

He tried and he tried and he tried
But ultimately was denied
Ukrainian athlete
At the meet
And the IOC President cried

#limerickthread
#momslimericks

Might his trophy room explode
Or maybe just implode
Can he just declare
That nice clean air
Has somehow been oversold

#limerickthread
#momslimericks

He tried and he tried and he tried
But ultimately was denied
Ukrainian athlete
At the meet
And the IOC President cried

#limerickthread
#momslimericks

Might his trophy room explode
Or maybe just implode
Can he just declare
That nice clean air
Has somehow been oversold

#limerickthread
#momslimericks

SWALWELL: You said you wanted to see a deportation process that was 'like Amazon Prime but with human beings.' How many times has Amazon Prime shot a mom 3 times in the face?

LYONS: None


SWALWELL: How many times has Amazon Prime shot a nurse 10 times in the back?

LYONS: None

Competition on the field
With billions of eyeballs peeled
But there was more
Than that score
Half time shows clearly yield

#limerickthread
#momslimericks

Competition on the field
With billions of eyeballs peeled
But there was more
Than that score
Half time shows clearly yield

#limerickthread
#momslimericks

Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."

Gaga Latin music era next

Eyes and ears are on the teams
Athletes living out their dreams
Olympic goal
And super bowl
Messages banned...or so it seems

#limerickthread
#momslimericks

Eyes and ears are on the teams
Athletes living out their dreams
Olympic goal
And super bowl
Messages banned...or so it seems

#limerickthread
#momslimericks

Let's just call it all 'Trump's world'
The latest threat's now been hurled
Naming game
Such a shame
Monomaniacal plan unfurled

#limerickthread
#momslimericks

Let's just call it all 'Trump's world'
The latest threat's now been hurled
Naming game
Such a shame
Monomaniacal plan unfurled

#limerickthread
#momslimericks

😄

Demonstrating that Trump believes his cult will believe anything he tells them to believe, the White House announced that the shockingly racist meme posted on Trump's Truth Social account was posted by "a White House staffer."

It was posted in the middle of the night, so which "staffer" is that?

“BRB, Mr. President. I’m off to mock people’s appearances on the internet.”
— Steven Cheung

“Good thinking, Oddjob.”
— Senile Satan

If nothing else that's a concise, indisputable answer to "name one thing Donald Trump did that was racist"

Finneas and Billie

Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.

Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?

Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…

Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.

Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake.

Epstein survivor Anouska De Georgiou: The fact that the very people who are meant to lead this country have completely retraumatized us… it’s—I mean—it’s like being raped by the Department of Justice.

👇👇

The orange felon shared a post on his propaganda Truth Social app with an AI image depicting President Obama and First Lady Michelle as apes.

Yes, he’s a lifelong racist and white supremacist and he has proven it time and time again. I hate this evil piece of shit.