Brendan McKnight

If I’m wrong about “AI” then just treat me like the boosters of “AI” and give me ten billion dollars for being wrong all the time.

Steve Balboni

I think you're right let's roll back the tape

Yep, state sex hut

turn that feature near the top into a gyroscope and slap a lens in the middle and you're well on your way to recreating Chairface's moon laser

i'm shipping the Credit Card Fraud biathlete and the Cringe Cheater Crying On TV biathlete. they can fix each other

Spencer in a Norwegian (?) accent "I wish to apologize to the love of my life for my appalling behaviour in the sex hut"

went all season without slipping and falling, then fell *twice* this morning. winter can get right the fuck out of here

the video was muted but I could hear it loud and clear

A digital illustration done in a black and white woodcut style similar to Totentanz images by Holbein and others. A skeleton wearing a jester-type cowl with two floppy horns with bells on the ends, and another garment around his shoulders and boots all decorated with bells. He his high stepping and playing some kind of flute. Black lines radiate out from behind him and a banner wraps around at his hips with the words ‘maybe it will happen today’ on it.

I work at a logistics company that for the last year has had to pivot and adjust without a break. Every time we think we're in the clear, we're not. While his post is obvious bluster, it will create speculation and uncertainty, but worse still, it's going to generate really stupid support tickets

some of the worst people in the world are so mad about the entirety of the super bowl and that is so nice! thank you to bad bunny and the seahawks!

That's a decoy gatorade

Go (west coast) Birds

No Kings includes Draft Kings

a bar I worked at put green olives in their quesadillas, that's as close as I've ever come to having olives in tacos (and I've had *plenty* of white people tacos)

Our capitalists don’t envision automation as a bridge to human prosperity, otherwise they’d advocate for the types of fundamental societal changes that would make that possible such as UBI or investment in infrastructure through taxing their income. Their vision for automation is a robot with a whip

Luigi Mangione surrounded by flames grinning with the text Repent or Perish

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

No new photos, where are you mentally?

/throws dart at entire Moneen discography

youtu.be/4xjHH0FMoq8?...

Stick figure from The Blair Witch Project with words at each of its five points, reading Scope, Cost, Time, Resources, and Teeth (because remember the scene with the teeth and hair in the bundle of sticks?)

you've heard of the Iron Triangle and the Conjoined Triangles of Success, now meet the Stick Figure of Efficiency

imagining the slices on that pizza in real life, and I don't know if I love it or if I want to send it to the shadow realm

A cross stitch pattern of a 43 x 60 stitch pattern that reads "Maybe it will happen today" with a decorative border. The pattern itself is in black and white.

A cross stitch pattern of a 43 x 60 stitch pattern that reads "Maybe it will happen today" with a decorative border. The pattern itself is in colour.

A photo of a pegboard with various tools and supplies, and in the middle a finished cross-stitch on a hanger that reads "Maybe it will happen today" surrounded by a floral border.

Inspired by @today-maybe.bsky.social and fuelled by my own self-doubt, I made a cross-stitch pattern. Read more on the blog, or don't and just grab it from the photos. (I also meant to just post this here, and not on my personal bsky, but whatever)
weftandweaving.com/maybe-today/

Dangit the video won't play here, I'll recreate it DAAAH DA-DA-DAHH DA-DA-DA-DAHHHH

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Yeah, no, I appreciate the effort but no matter what sports theme I try and think of, they all come back to CBS Sports CFB. NCAA Final Four song? CBS Sports. Fox NFL sad injury music? CBS Sports. B-b-b-b-b-basketball? CBS Sports.

youtu.be/4iXhs9x-7yk?...

I read (heard?) the daaaa-daaaa dum etc etc as the CBS Sports theme which is now the Olympics theme (in my headcannon)

A cross stitch pattern of a 43 x 60 stitch pattern that reads "Maybe it will happen today" with a decorative border. The pattern itself is in black & white.

A cross stitch pattern of a 43 x 60 stitch pattern that reads "Maybe it will happen today" with a decorative border. The pattern itself is in colour.

A photo of a pegboard with various tools and supplies, and in the middle a finished cross-stitch on a hanger that reads "Maybe it will happen today" surrounded by a floral border.

Inspired by @today-maybe.bsky.social and fuelled by my own self-doubt, I made a cross-stitch pattern. Read more on the blog, or don't and just grab it from the photos.
weftandweaving.com/maybe-today/

A downy woodpecker sits on a spruce on a sunny winter day. "Ahh... Febuary" it says. Close up on it correcting "Febrary" then "Febberary..." then finally "Frebrury"

Ferbruary #oldknees

Epstein ending an email

Catherine O'Hara as Delia Deetz in Beetlejuice (1988) holding a can of spray paint after having painted MAUVE on the wall in front of her

I grew up on SCTV reruns and Beetlejuice, Catherine O'Hara was one of a kind. She taught eight-year-old me what Mauve was. RIP to one of the best to ever do it.