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Jesse Wolfhagen

@uncertainarch.bsky.social

Bayesian Zooarchaeologist, studying animal domestication and philosophical questions like "how many cows were in this pit?" GitHub: https://github.com/wolfhagenj OSF: https://osf.io/va7ye/

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had honestly forgotten about the K9 contract game showcase of it all. He’s going to be the Super Bowl MVP

31.01.2026 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 87    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Now THIS is seeing ghosts!

09.02.2026 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Carefully watching all the football boys to see if anyone is whispering a room number to their rival

09.02.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 217    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
Super Bowl Winner Not For Jets Sam Darnold Meme

Super Bowl Winner Not For Jets Sam Darnold Meme

09.02.2026 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 128    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Costume of the season, you’re hearing it here

09.02.2026 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay back to kicker for MVP

09.02.2026 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If K9 can get in, he's getting the MVP Marshawn should've earned

09.02.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You're a genius

09.02.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"if"

09.02.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What are the Barner MVP odds?

09.02.2026 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œTriggered by joy” should be the slogan of the GOP at this point

09.02.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

My first grader (a US citizen) came home from school crying because a friend from class (also a US citizen) hasn’t been coming to school because his parents (one of whom is not a citizen) are afraid of ICE.

Little kids don’t have concepts of racism and xenophobia. That has to be taught. Or imposed.

08.02.2026 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3535    πŸ” 823    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 21

[in a ludicrously thick Boston accent, we're talking Ben Affleck holding a bag full of Munchkins, cigarettes, and a "regular" iced coffee in freezing weather. Not a full Wahlberg, but you get the idea. A faint Celtic Rock beat plays somewhere as a turkey strolls by]: Go Hox!

08.02.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a lichen with a white thallus/body. About 2/3 of the lichen body is covered in fairly large, orange apothecia.

Photo of a lichen with a white thallus/body. About 2/3 of the lichen body is covered in fairly large, orange apothecia.

Orange Rock Posy Lichen.
NWT, Canada. Lichen is about 3cm long.
#lichen #fungi #fungifriends

07.02.2026 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1003    πŸ” 109    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 7

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

07.02.2026 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 17606    πŸ” 4435    πŸ’¬ 249    πŸ“Œ 109
human-grade turkey

human-grade turkey

the hell did you just say to me you

07.02.2026 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1083    πŸ” 146    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 0

If you want a little deeper history on how purple was made (from sea snail mucus), I have a thread for that!

07.02.2026 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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William Henry Perkin In 1856 Perkin accidentally discovered mauvineβ€”the first commercialized synthetic dyeβ€”and introduced a new era in the chemical industry.

Let's talk about the time that an 18 YEAR OLD invented the COLOR MAUVE (I am not kidding) and completely revolutionized textiles, fashion & eventually cancer diagnosis.

The teenager was William Henry Perkin, a bit of a prodigy, who at 15 began studying with August Wilhelm von Hofmann at ICL.

07.02.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 125    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 5
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Immigrant whose skull was broken in eight places during ICE arrest says beating was unprovoked A Mexican immigrant whose skull was broken during his arrest by immigration officers last month in Minnesota says the beating was unprovoked.

Full story:

apnews.com/article/immi...

07.02.2026 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1701    πŸ” 586    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 16
Crockett campaign website mental health section

Crockett campaign website mental health section

Impressive mental health section on Jasmine Crockett's website this morning. Check out that second paragraph.

07.02.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1069    πŸ” 119    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 44
Flyer with photos of archaeological fieldwork. Flyer text: 
Indigenous Methodology: Southern Oregon University Summer Archaeological Field School SOAN 375, 23 June - 15 July, 2026

Spend the Summer doing the archaeology on the Oregon Coast!

This Field School is an intensive four week, 4-credit course (SOAN 375, 4 credits, + $250 fee) where students participate in archaeological investigations on the beautiful Oregon coast. The Field School will introduce students to archaeological method and theory, remote sensing, survey, excavation, GPS use, artifact identification, stratigraphy, and public and Tribal outreach through fieldwork, field trips, and guest speakers. Students will learn about collaborative work, and the use of low-impact and decolonizing methodologies developed and favored by Oregon's Tribal people. Work will take place in Coos and Curry County in two, 10-day sessions on either side of the 4th of July weekend. Students will participate in archaeological test excavations, geophysical survey, and pedestrian survey.

For more information, contact:

Mark Axel Tveskov, PhD

Professor, Sociology and Anthropology Department

tveskovm@sou.edu

Flyer with photos of archaeological fieldwork. Flyer text: Indigenous Methodology: Southern Oregon University Summer Archaeological Field School SOAN 375, 23 June - 15 July, 2026 Spend the Summer doing the archaeology on the Oregon Coast! This Field School is an intensive four week, 4-credit course (SOAN 375, 4 credits, + $250 fee) where students participate in archaeological investigations on the beautiful Oregon coast. The Field School will introduce students to archaeological method and theory, remote sensing, survey, excavation, GPS use, artifact identification, stratigraphy, and public and Tribal outreach through fieldwork, field trips, and guest speakers. Students will learn about collaborative work, and the use of low-impact and decolonizing methodologies developed and favored by Oregon's Tribal people. Work will take place in Coos and Curry County in two, 10-day sessions on either side of the 4th of July weekend. Students will participate in archaeological test excavations, geophysical survey, and pedestrian survey. For more information, contact: Mark Axel Tveskov, PhD Professor, Sociology and Anthropology Department tveskovm@sou.edu

Flyer text: 
Additional information:

Participants will camp together during the field school. The project will take place in two sessions: June 23-July 2, and July 6-July 15, with a break in between for the 4th of July weekend. Participants will live in tents at a field camp on the rainy Oregon coast, so students should be prepared for inclement, wet, and muddy conditions. Food will be cooked communally and the camp maintained by all participants. Transportation to and from Ashland at the beginning and end of both sessions is provided, but students are welcome to bring their own transportation as well. Students will need to provide their own camping gear and field clothing (including boots), but food and archaeology gear will be provided. The area provides many amazing opportunities for hiking and exploration.

All participants must be able to meet the strenuous physical and social demands of archaeological excavation and hiking under rugged field conditions in the rain and mud of the Oregon coast. All participants will be working and living together in close quarters, and the ability to get along with others is essential. The class is open to students of any background, with the only prerequisites being an interest in archaeology and an ability to work hard as part of the team. All participants are expected to understand and follow Southern Oregon University Student Code of Conduct

All students must obtain instructor approval to enroll in the class. Enrollment is limited. Students should contact Mark Axel Tveskov at tveskovm@sou.edu for an application

The deadline for priority acceptance is May 1, 2026

Flyer text: Additional information: Participants will camp together during the field school. The project will take place in two sessions: June 23-July 2, and July 6-July 15, with a break in between for the 4th of July weekend. Participants will live in tents at a field camp on the rainy Oregon coast, so students should be prepared for inclement, wet, and muddy conditions. Food will be cooked communally and the camp maintained by all participants. Transportation to and from Ashland at the beginning and end of both sessions is provided, but students are welcome to bring their own transportation as well. Students will need to provide their own camping gear and field clothing (including boots), but food and archaeology gear will be provided. The area provides many amazing opportunities for hiking and exploration. All participants must be able to meet the strenuous physical and social demands of archaeological excavation and hiking under rugged field conditions in the rain and mud of the Oregon coast. All participants will be working and living together in close quarters, and the ability to get along with others is essential. The class is open to students of any background, with the only prerequisites being an interest in archaeology and an ability to work hard as part of the team. All participants are expected to understand and follow Southern Oregon University Student Code of Conduct All students must obtain instructor approval to enroll in the class. Enrollment is limited. Students should contact Mark Axel Tveskov at tveskovm@sou.edu for an application The deadline for priority acceptance is May 1, 2026

I'm helping run an archaeological field school on the Oregon Coast this summer! Please share with any interested students! 🏺

07.02.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
People: 8-Month-Old Baby Goes Viral After Hairdresser Mom Gave Her a 'Fresh' Set of 22 Inch Extensions (Exclusive)

People: 8-Month-Old Baby Goes Viral After Hairdresser Mom Gave Her a 'Fresh' Set of 22 Inch Extensions (Exclusive)

Baby with 22inch hair extensions

Baby with 22inch hair extensions

This photo is funnier than it has any business being

people.com/hairdresser-...

07.02.2026 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 11857    πŸ” 1964    πŸ’¬ 109    πŸ“Œ 318
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Epstein files reveal deeper ties to scientists than previously known Latest batch of documents show researchers consulting the financier and sex offender on publications, visas and more.

www.nature.com/articles/d41...

07.02.2026 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 345    πŸ” 140    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 20
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Opinion | This Is Just Who Trump Is

"For years, a cottage industry of political observers has contorted itself to obscure and occlude the obvious. That regardless of what others see in him, Trump’s entire political career...cannot be understood outside the context of his bitter, deep-seated racism." (gift link)

07.02.2026 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6713    πŸ” 1913    πŸ’¬ 156    πŸ“Œ 116

🎢a concentration camp🎢

07.02.2026 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong

07.02.2026 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 9561    πŸ” 1461    πŸ’¬ 286    πŸ“Œ 45
Image of Tarhiel standing where he is normally laid out cold. Dialogue boxes say "I don't know how to explain to you that you should care about other people".

Image of Tarhiel standing where he is normally laid out cold. Dialogue boxes say "I don't know how to explain to you that you should care about other people".

06.02.2026 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 314    πŸ” 120    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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we've lost so much

06.02.2026 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1230    πŸ” 291    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 46

So, back when we were working on Open Borders, I was kind of a nervous wreck. I believed in it, deeply, but it puts you into a really weird coalition of people, in my experience mostly leftists, right-libertarians, and neoliberals (in the sense of people who are enthusiastic about neoclassical econ)

06.02.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
2 trike beaks, pointy side down. Curatorial finger for scale

2 trike beaks, pointy side down. Curatorial finger for scale

Happy #FossilFriday from this pair of Triceratops beaks!

We're looking at the underside of the tips of the lower jaw. Interestingly the one on the left has a deep midline cleft, likely due to a congenital defect. Didn't slow this Trike down though, as it lived a long life growing large. πŸ§ͺπŸ¦•

06.02.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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