M. Glenn Gore

Gotta hand it to #DeadofWinter. You don't often hear the words "Emma Thompson" and "bloodbath" uttered in the same breath.

How is it possible, at two hours and forty minutes in length, I wanted #OneBattleAfterAnother to be longer?!

Every time a Conjuring opens with the increasingly more ludicrous claim, "Based on a True Story," I time how long it takes for the movie to make me cry bullshit. #TheConjuringLastRites

It took me way too long to realize that was Vincent D'Onofrio in #CaughtStealing.

The problem with #TheRoses isn't that they're selfish or uncaring or incompatible; it's that they're borderline alcoholics.

OMG! At his age, you CANNOT start a headline like that knowing it's going to get cut off! #hesalive

#HoneyDon't feels comprised wholly of leftover scenes that didn't make it into Drive-Away Dolls.

Sharon Stone is just in #Nobody2 having an absolute blast, isn't she?

Let Shiro Sagisu score everything! #ShinGodzilla

The Who was wrong; the kids are NOT alright! #Weapons

There's a gag involving a snowman in #TheNakedGun that has to be seen to be believed. If I described it to you, you would merely say, "Nah."

#TheBadGuys2 contains one of the best "going after the villains" scenes I've witnessed in some time.

There's a joke to be made here about Anxious Attachment styles, but I haven't figured it out yet. I've been working on it all day. #Together

You will believe a gigantic purple man can stomp a city. #FantasticFourFirstSteps

There is some Olympic-level fencesitting going on in #Eddington.

Three things I almost never find entertaining: monkeys, musicals, and biopics. So when I tell you how much I enjoyed #BetterMan, I hope that speaks volumes about its quality.

The animation in these games is stellar, and they're both hard as hell!

When the time comes, this #Superman is going to have SUCH a hard time with Darkseid, and I cannot wait to see it!

I want to sell my soul to the Devil. According to my family, I'm going to hell anyway because I have premarital sex and don't go to church, so if I'm already going, why shouldn't I sell my soul now for 30-40 more years of actually enjoying my life? Is hell going to be worse because I sold my soul?

Sorry to hear about the audience. I hate that with a passion.

#Superman is a concerted effort to power-wash the last twelve dour, joyless years from our mouths. I'm a little embarrassed to admit it took all the way up to the final act to fully win me over, but it DID win me over. Big time! Looking forward with hope for the first time in a (very) long time.

If the sequel to this isn't called #40Acres and a Mule, as a species, what are we even doing here?

In addition to #JurassicWorldRebirth being the first installment since the original to actually capture a sense of genuine awe and wonder, I also love how often it dips into straight-up horror movie territory.

"I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards." #Materialists

#M3gan2.0 is deeply stupid, patently absurd, with a third act that is just... everywhere, but it's also kind of glorious? The Knight Rider theme plays in here. I kinda challenge you not to enjoy it. Best in the fleeting moments when it rediscovers its horror roots, but those are few and far between.

I love how often #F1 feels like a Bruckheimer joint from the late 80s. If Joe Kosinski does nothing else but continue to crank out finely tuned, breezy crowdpleasers for the rest of his career, I won't be mad at him.

No. #Straw

Thoroughly enjoyed #28YearsLater, especially watching Ralph Fiennes channel both the Predator and Colonel Kurtz at the same time.

Not watching the trailer can sometimes backfire to hilarious effect. After the first act of #TheLifeofChuck (Act Three, amusingly), I kept wanting the film to continue doing that instead of what it actually did.

#DangerousAnimals isn't likely to rehabilitate the reputations of men or sharks or even Australia.