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I’m tired of having to explain it:

Pedophiles go in the wood chipper.

Ephebephiles go in the volcano.

Former FBI Officials Allege Trump Ordered Kash Patel To Fire Them In New Lawsuit “The FBI tried to put the President in jail and he hasn’t forgotten it,” Kash Patel allegedly said, claiming he’d be fired if he didn’t terminate officials who investigated Trump.

“The FBI tried to put the President in jail and he hasn’t forgotten it,” Kash Patel allegedly said, claiming he’d be fired if he didn’t terminate officials who investigated Trump.

Murder is wrong, whether it’s someone whose politics you don’t like, or a boatload of people in international waters whom you suspect might be transporting drugs.

Those Epstein files must be really bad.

I love how the crowd goes wild at the moment you connect that personal story to the current-events bit. 10/10 set.

Ohh, pretty colors show my frustration.

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Puzzle #721
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Skill 75/99
Uniqueness 1 in a Million

I’m just grateful to read one of these stories where the woman is FOUND ALIVE!

I love inside jokes. I hope I get to be part of one someday.

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Skill 99/99
Luck 99/99

Well, happy birthday to me!

Columbia Will Pay Survivors of Abusive Doctor $750 Million After ProPublica Revealed University’s Failures The sweeping deal means the Ivy League school’s settlements will total more than $1 billion for over 1,000 claims of sexual abuse by former patients of OB-GYN Robert Hadden, who worked at the universi...

NEW: Columbia University has agreed to a $750M settlement with nearly 600 patients of Robert Hadden, a former doctor who sexually abused them while working at the school.

A 2023 ProPublica investigation revealed how the school shielded the OB-GYN for decades.

When will the pope declare that Chicago deep dish is superior to New York-style pizza? #LEOxiv

Federal scientists will stop updating the NOAA list of billion-dollar weather disasters. The list, which had grown rapidly in recent years, reflected both worsening extreme weather and expanding development nationwide.

Foreign films are a national security threat? We’re shaking our heads. We’d laugh if this wasn’t such dangerous, authoritarian rhetoric. What other countries do this? Russia and China.

“They don’t need to have 250 pencils. They can have 5.”

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Absurdly frustrating!

Never change, Ms Kurtzleben.

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This puzzle is dedicated to awkward people everywhere.

My son is on the spectrum
He earns 6 figures as a water treatment executive in the oil & gas industry
He pays more taxes than Jeff Bezos
He has been with his fiance for a decade
He teaches his niece & nephew to play baseball, auto repair, & applications of physics
Fuck you Brain worm heroin addict

I got bullied so much. It never got better until I threw a punch. I hit him in the forehead and almost broke my hand, but it was enough.

A lot of people seem to think following the U.S. Constitution is optional—like picking which shoes to wear in the morning. It’s not. If you’re within the boundaries of the United States, the Constitution applies to you.

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All the golf lessons my dad gave me have finally paid off.

Boasberg finds probable cause to hold Trump officials in criminal contempt over deportation flights U.S. District Judge James Boasberg found that the government last month rushed to fly two planes carrying hundreds of passengers to the Salvadoran prison in the hours after the judge barred the govern...

Federal judge finds probable cause to hold Trump officials in criminal contempt over deportation flights.

Donald Trump is deporting legal US residents to a foreign gulag, and he has stated publicly that he is moving on to citizens next. This is a Constitutional crisis. Will a single Republican stand up for our Constitution?

Join your local protest on April 19th. Spread the word.

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Holy crap my name was an answer!

Today would be a great day to ban members of Congress and their families from trading stocks.

Prediction:

Today (4/9/25) registered the greatest ill gotten gains from insider trading in history.

Trump is exploring legal avenues to “deport” U.S. citizens to El Salvador, where the administration has arranged for individuals to be held in a prison notorious for human rights abuses.