Garret

i can’t escape that app 😭

spent and inordinate amount of money, but got my passport renewed in 3 days 🫦

if i get one more kalshi ad im going to blow up the sun

well now i gotta find it 😶‍🌫️

exactly !

found a place in seattle that sells kolaches…i’m gonna ***

remembering when i worked at ********* in college and a photographer who shot for playboy asked if id do a shoot w them

raise and bonus hit today yuuup 🙂‍↕️

no you !

new gym nemesis unlocked

poppers o’clock is frying me

not good or bad, just kinda curious ig

i wish you could see who saves your posts bc 👁️👄👁️

you better file your trademark asap

thank you! haven’t trimmed it in a while haha

new angle unlocked 🫡

armzzzz

dawwww 🥰

thank you!! 😌

you’re too sweet ugh 🫶🏼

stoppppp 🥺🥰

lame ass work selfie for the tl lol

the Pilot G2 is not a good pen and is actually very mediocre

a bitch gassed like a texaco, i mean a bitch off shore like a mexico 🗣️

fun fact: when elon bought twitter i turned off auto updates so my app would never change to the X logo, and i accidentally updated it today 😭

omfg same

pump was good yesterday :D

madison beer is so hot

Smash

tried on my tux for my work party and my ass has grown alot in two years bc looks insane lol