Chess

That tracks, yeah.

DHS Wants States to Hand Over Driver’s License Data for Citizenship Checks It’s the latest step in an unprecedented initiative to pool confidential data that the Trump administration claims will help identify noncitizens on voter rolls and tighten immigration enforcement.

I'd be happy to stop calling MAGA Nazis if they'd stop doing Nazi shit.

But they just love doing Nazi shit.

Here's Heydrich's Volkskartei, updated with all the hate the modern fascist could want.

Huh. I drove by that place when I was in town for my son's wedding... or one just like it. I suspect gun shops there are almost as numerous as Waffle Houses?

Okay, I take it back. You sound perfect for today's military. In fact, have you considered a career with ICE?

(Don't call out the dogs, y'all, that's sarcasm.)

I'm not sure you're cut out for military life, Chief. 😏

"I'm deeply sorry to learn that the U.S. isn't QUITE ready to quietly accept Aktion T4 in 2025 yet. I will wait at least a month before suggesting it again, by which time I hope it won't cause any public outcry." (B. Kilmeade, probably)

Oh, the picture itself is real - that's just not the shirt he was wearing.

That picture has been altered. Please don't muddy waters with AI/'shopped nonsense. The facts are what's needed.

Yeah, Chief, how dare you have bad hands that occasionally miss a keystroke? The nerve (damage) of you. 😏

So now his dead brain worm has zombie superpowers?

Some rando (likely a tourist, likely intoxicated) took out a power pole on the 307 and left my neighborhood without power for 15 hours.

I love living here, but it'd be nice if folks remembered to pack their brains when they go on vacation.

I'll do better than that. Your verbal atrocities merit a follow.

Ohhh, NICE. I applaud you, sir.

Definitely going to be the "talk to fish" powers, but in this case it only works on the dead fish that wash up on the shore in a red tide.

You have such a way with words - my favorite prawntificator. 😏

The guy in charge of America's health is a raving antivax loon who drinks raw milk, eats rotten whale meat, and thinks Froot Loops cause autism. AND he has a dead worm in his brain.

I mean, seriously, how much worse can radioactive Walmart shrimp possibly make it?

A whole chicken with Traeger's chicken rub is a winner. We also really enjoy personal pizzas using naan as a crust.

I'm glad - I learn so much by reading your work.

But how will the chow hall at Minot get seafood for surf-and-turf Sundays? You just don't understand USAF standards, Chief.

I suspect Trump's senior crotch-puppet would object on the grounds that it might eat into his supply of booger sugar.

a man in a trench coat and tie is standing in front of trees in a park . Alt: A man in a trench coat and tie is standing in front of trees in a park. He shrieks and points at someone.

So last week the HOA administration in my neighborhood said they were going to start enforcing the rules regarding all pets being kept inside, and the "cats belong outdoors" people are screeching like Donald Sutherland at the end of Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

You cannot possibly think this will go well for you, because while you're a spineless boot-licking sycophant, you're not stupid.

So why are you really here?

Careful, Chief. Don't you have a legion of bastard children in the Midwest? 😏

I'm sure he'll pull up his big boy pants and soldier on.

Oh, who am I kidding? He's throwing ketchup and tantrums.

47 is all about vulgar display. Even his pull-ups are gaudy AF.

The people on the side of mass deportation are never the good guys.

We call it the Trump administration.

I'm going with "airport" - is a controversial choice, but I'm not afraid to shake things up.

Twittr, Tindr, Grindr, what's the difference?

I think it's also important that as many of their supporters and sycophants get publicly dragged as well. There should be plenty to go around.