You canβt get all your history from Schoolhouse Rock because nothing rhymes with βmassacreβ.
18.06.2025 08:28 β π 374 π 123 π¬ 7 π 10@midnightviolets.bsky.social
You canβt get all your history from Schoolhouse Rock because nothing rhymes with βmassacreβ.
18.06.2025 08:28 β π 374 π 123 π¬ 7 π 10one can never truly learn how to crash out without first learning how to crash within
22.02.2026 05:40 β π 21 π 12 π¬ 0 π 0Recoiling in horror implies that first coil wasnβt enjoyed at all.
31.01.2026 01:56 β π 34 π 11 π¬ 0 π 0But I meant fuckface in a good way
21.02.2026 17:16 β π 112 π 48 π¬ 2 π 0well, can a guy on drugs do THIS
interviewer: i havenβt asked any questions
Life hack: instead of paying movers just give all your stuff away
18.02.2026 16:11 β π 177 π 53 π¬ 14 π 1that puckered up kissy face selfie isnβt going to get you out of this one
17.02.2026 13:25 β π 54 π 22 π¬ 2 π 1I bruised my knees on the floor and I wasnβt even doing anything fun
22.02.2026 00:49 β π 55 π 9 π¬ 3 π 0This day in history. 1978. National Cat Day in Japan. Go out dressed as a cat or risk losing face in the eyes of the Executive Cat Day Committee.
22.02.2026 10:28 β π 17 π 8 π¬ 0 π 0shitposter is an anagram of "repost shit"
21.02.2026 22:07 β π 109 π 29 π¬ 4 π 2(watching porn) what the hell.. I donβt think he loves her
21.02.2026 22:30 β π 66 π 15 π¬ 3 π 0people just donβt let the bodies hit the floor like they used to
21.02.2026 19:29 β π 39 π 11 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm shy at first and then gradually turn insane.
04.02.2026 19:27 β π 185 π 85 π¬ 5 π 1Youβre the quiet answer to a loud dayβ¦..
17.02.2026 17:30 β π 24 π 8 π¬ 1 π 0just thinking about xc skiing 50k forced me to call my dr for an inhaler.
21.02.2026 16:39 β π 12 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0Do I know who you are? No. I donβt even wanna know who I am.
21.02.2026 15:28 β π 21 π 7 π¬ 2 π 0My pelvic floor is now so powerful it can defeat men with a single pulse.
21.02.2026 07:27 β π 238 π 48 π¬ 21 π 1ask your doctor if being a dumb bitch on the internet is right for you
21.02.2026 14:55 β π 89 π 22 π¬ 3 π 0canβt believe i evolved from primordial ooze for this *gestures to everything*
20.02.2026 22:04 β π 64 π 27 π¬ 0 π 0with this blunt, i thee wed
21.02.2026 04:38 β π 39 π 15 π¬ 2 π 2I bought an SUV and immediately a delivery truck showed up in my driveway to drop off a pair of New Balance sneakers, a newborn and a wonderfold stroller.
21.02.2026 05:29 β π 79 π 27 π¬ 1 π 1Thank you. :)
21.02.2026 14:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Omg!
21.02.2026 14:13 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sorry your BF thinks βlabia majoraβ is a constellation.
21.02.2026 14:02 β π 234 π 67 π¬ 13 π 4Empires fall.
Villages endure.
*kisses the chip on your shoulder
12.02.2026 17:12 β π 24 π 11 π¬ 0 π 1Never stop finding the beauty in simply being alive. Things may be really shitty right now, but the sun still rises and sets in a magical fashion.
27.09.2025 00:46 β π 99 π 41 π¬ 0 π 0Predictive analytics should have told you I was gonna skeet about your momβs sweater bunnies
20.02.2026 14:22 β π 72 π 32 π¬ 7 π 0Some days the world mutes you.
21.02.2026 07:21 β π 38 π 12 π¬ 3 π 0