shitposter is an anagram of "repost shit"
21.02.2026 22:07 β π 104 π 27 π¬ 4 π 2@midnightviolets.bsky.social
shitposter is an anagram of "repost shit"
21.02.2026 22:07 β π 104 π 27 π¬ 4 π 2(watching porn) what the hell.. I donβt think he loves her
21.02.2026 22:30 β π 63 π 15 π¬ 3 π 0people just donβt let the bodies hit the floor like they used to
21.02.2026 19:29 β π 39 π 11 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm shy at first and then gradually turn insane.
04.02.2026 19:27 β π 185 π 85 π¬ 5 π 1Youβre the quiet answer to a loud dayβ¦..
17.02.2026 17:30 β π 23 π 8 π¬ 1 π 0just thinking about xc skiing 50k forced me to call my dr for an inhaler.
21.02.2026 16:39 β π 12 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0Do I know who you are? No. I donβt even wanna know who I am.
21.02.2026 15:28 β π 21 π 7 π¬ 2 π 0My pelvic floor is now so powerful it can defeat men with a single pulse.
21.02.2026 07:27 β π 239 π 48 π¬ 21 π 1ask your doctor if being a dumb bitch on the internet is right for you
21.02.2026 14:55 β π 89 π 22 π¬ 3 π 0canβt believe i evolved from primordial ooze for this *gestures to everything*
20.02.2026 22:04 β π 64 π 27 π¬ 0 π 0with this blunt, i thee wed
21.02.2026 04:38 β π 39 π 15 π¬ 2 π 2I bought an SUV and immediately a delivery truck showed up in my driveway to drop off a pair of New Balance sneakers, a newborn and a wonderfold stroller.
21.02.2026 05:29 β π 79 π 27 π¬ 1 π 1Thank you. :)
21.02.2026 14:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Omg!
21.02.2026 14:13 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sorry your BF thinks βlabia majoraβ is a constellation.
21.02.2026 14:02 β π 231 π 67 π¬ 13 π 4Empires fall.
Villages endure.
*kisses the chip on your shoulder
12.02.2026 17:12 β π 24 π 11 π¬ 0 π 1Never stop finding the beauty in simply being alive. Things may be really shitty right now, but the sun still rises and sets in a magical fashion.
27.09.2025 00:46 β π 98 π 41 π¬ 0 π 0Predictive analytics should have told you I was gonna skeet about your momβs sweater bunnies
20.02.2026 14:22 β π 72 π 32 π¬ 7 π 0Some days the world mutes you.
21.02.2026 07:21 β π 37 π 12 π¬ 3 π 0doing meal prep (organising my meds)
21.10.2025 23:42 β π 73 π 21 π¬ 0 π 0ME: why are you holding a strobe light?
WIFE: itβs a mood ring
Who called them redneck arsonists and not firecrackers?
21.02.2026 12:03 β π 75 π 22 π¬ 1 π 0Hi
21.02.2026 12:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0She lit up a room, like a flashbang grenade.
10.03.2025 20:36 β π 542 π 161 π¬ 28 π 3grace extended outward is grace extended inward
21.02.2026 11:49 β π 72 π 27 π¬ 4 π 0This day in history. 2012. At the Brit Awards Adele gave the suits in the front row the finger why I don't know but it seems like a nice idea.
21.02.2026 10:17 β π 38 π 17 π¬ 0 π 0I knocked some things over and apologized to a framed photo of an uncle I donβt even speak to
21.02.2026 00:38 β π 103 π 18 π¬ 7 π 1Too kind. Thank you!
21.02.2026 00:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0