Tom

Definitely, written by someone he hasn't payed much attention. Or by AI...

Did they confuse us with Newcastle??

💯 think it's a big season for him with the world Cup coming up too

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I actually think we're in a good place to start the season, kept key players and extended contacts and tinkered around the edges of the squad. A fully fit Watkins will make a big difference for the start of the season #avfc

Good morning to everyone but particularly Tyrone Mings x

Couldn't happen to a nicer bloke, a shame he didn't yeet him to the moon! Scumbag

One week to go so here are my predictions!

League: 5th
Cups: at least one final
Top scorer: Watkins
Top assists: Rogers
Player of the year: Rogers
Young player of the year: Bogarde
#AVFC

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Welcome Evann! Excited to see what he can bring to us on the pitch! #AVFC

Here we go is such an underrated comedy 😆 brilliant 👏

Another one along with Mings who can stay as long as he wants imo #avfc

Fantastic news, happy to see him stay and one less position to worry about for now #AVFC

TANSWELL AT THE BACK POST! #AVFC

It's a genuine madness that we can't find a club or a loan for Moreno, Dendoncker, Dobbin, Buendia or Illing-Junior. We're 2/3 of the way through the window (657 hours left, if you're interested).

That's before we even get to the transfers that would let us actually spend - Bailey or Ramsey.

#AVFC

Good lord!

Atkinson surely has to try and smack them now #ENGvIND

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#ENGvIND I'm not sure I can take this

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Christ #ENGvIND

It's a fantastic advertisement for the lingerie game that's for sure 👌

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Nothing like test cricket bloody hell #ENGvIND

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Went to a Pizza Hit all you can eat buffet today for the first time in 20 odd years, was surprisingly great! Now stuffed 🌝

We're winning it all this season! 😆 #AVFC

Haha can be applied to many a fan base when they want a player!

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United to villa:

A collection of substandard drawings of England's triumphant Women's Football Team, who eight hours ago retained their European Championship title, SINCE WHEN WE HAVE BEEN DRAWING NONE STOP FOR SOME STUPID REASON

A collection of substandard drawings of England's triumphant Women's Football Team, who eight hours ago retained their European Championship title, SINCE WHEN WE HAVE BEEN DRAWING NONE STOP FOR SOME STUPID REASON

A collection of substandard drawings of England's triumphant Women's Football Team, who eight hours ago retained their European Championship title, SINCE WHEN WE HAVE BEEN DRAWING NONE STOP FOR SOME STUPID REASON. Oh also they're on mugs.

IT'S 4AM AND WE'VE BEEN DRAWING SINCE THE FINAL WHISTLE WENT AND IT'S NOT GONE WELL HAS IT

If you feel like commemorating the Lionesses' triumph, or just gently humouring us, you can get mug sets and A3 prints of this hurriedly doodled nonsense from our shop x

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Yeeeeeessssss! Well done girls!! Never say die! #Lionesses

Looks like we're doing this the hard way then!

This ref....