Then you'd have a pretty good day, great choice, might join you
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πAlly. Adopted Kiwi. Cat Owner. Kitten fosterer. Lab Manager. Industrial language user. Half of KirsTim. Owner of saintly patience (& good whisky) He/Him
Then you'd have a pretty good day, great choice, might join you
20.01.2026 19:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The OG Simon's Cat film!
26.11.2025 16:10 β π 10495 π 1757 π¬ 231 π 142Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, whoβs been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. β€οΈ π§π·
26.11.2025 13:04 β π 56221 π 14917 π¬ 826 π 1968Do Senate Democrats really believe that Americans will hurt any less when the government is reopened and Trump and his sycophants can hack away at whatever programs they dislike?
Deals with this regime and MAGA Republicans are worthless. [Cartoon by Benjamin Slyngstad]
Chris Bishop was trying to prove that his billion$ on roads of national (party) significance were a good idea. But he inadvertently revealed the true depth of cynicism and heartlessness in his Govtβs transport policy: Sending People Speeding into a Death Trap? www.greenpeace.org/aotearoa/sto...
11.11.2025 23:02 β π 11 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0www.newyorker.com/cartoons/daily-cartoon/tuesday-november-11th-we-cave
11.11.2025 18:29 β π 13464 π 3830 π¬ 334 π 222#nzpol
Green Party cannabis survey;
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The Government of New Zealand has made a new tourism ad and it's surprsingly honest and informative!
10.10.2025 05:49 β π 869 π 433 π¬ 51 π 89"Mr. President sir the idea is you're constantly flying around in a big jet filled with your own shit in it. Like human shit. Anyways you're wearing a little crown in your little shitmobile and you're dumping the shit out. I think people will like it."
19.10.2025 02:09 β π 13506 π 2138 π¬ 721 π 147Today, a company linked to Baroness Michelle Mone was told it must repay the government Β£122m for breaching a contract for medical gowns during the Covid pandemic.
Read our special report online on some of the other fat cats who made a mint during covid.
β‘οΈ www.private-eye.co.uk/pictures/spe...
Folks β this is not a normal government shutdown.
Let me explain the stakes and how we got here.
Ryder Cup β¦β¦β¦β¦.
28.09.2025 21:22 β π 3119 π 738 π¬ 149 π 32What has Yvette Cooperβs proscription of Palestine Action done to this country?
Beyond absurd. Itβs extreme authoritarianism. These police should be arresting rapists & crooks, not neglecting those duties to spend time arresting citizens standing against genocide.
It undermines police and the law.
π΄βMy Government Must Quit Twitter and Call Out Elon Muskβs Far-Right Hateβ
Labour MP @noahlawmp.bsky.social explains why itβs time for Keir Starmer to start treating the billionaire X owner as the βforeign extremistβ he now is
bylinetimes.com/2025/09/15/m...
Jesus Houdini Christ, this is great.
25.09.2025 18:05 β π 2407 π 797 π¬ 46 π 56OBAMA: It's fair to say that 80% of the world's problems involve old men hanging on who are afraid of death and insignificance, and they won't let go. They build pyramids, and they put their names on everything. They get very anxious about it.
25.09.2025 18:02 β π 27980 π 8010 π¬ 828 π 782Jimmy Kimmel isn't returning to the airwaves because of "thoughtful conversations" with Disney executives.
He's back because consumers sent Disney a clear message: selling out our fundamental rights is not an acceptable cost of doing business.
Confused by all the talk of vote validation? π³οΈWe can't let spam-bots decide who gets the crown! π€ So we can only count verified votes. Once you've submitted your picks, you're just a click away from verification. β
#BOTY2025 #BirdoftheYear2025 #BirdoftheYear #NZBirdoftheYear
New week's cover of The New Yorker, "Remote Control," by Barry Blitt.
19.09.2025 00:00 β π 2537 π 751 π¬ 45 π 42The amount of shit I got for this segment at the time was astronomical, and it was all from people who now stalk CVS employees to get them fired for insufficient online sadness.
Cheering on political violence is both evil and not new, an outgrowth of an internet intentionally dismantled years ago.
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Republicans just unanimously voted to BLOCK the release of the Epstein files.
15.07.2025 18:19 β π 6026 π 2340 π¬ 824 π 644Newspaper photo of a group of cats huddled together on a satellite dish with the headline, "Outdoor cats are using $500 Starlink satellite dishes as self-heating beds."
Cats are and always have been cyberpunks
15.07.2025 12:03 β π 17985 π 2798 π¬ 355 π 246I'd just like to point out how weird it is that places with hundreds or even thousands of reporters β the NYT, WaPo, CBS, NBC, AP, etc. β are all getting pummeled on every major story by the dozen computerboys at Wired. To fumble the bag this consistently is, at some point, cowardice and a choice.
15.07.2025 20:54 β π 38817 π 10287 π¬ 1006 π 440Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia
14.07.2025 21:19 β π 9349 π 2116 π¬ 240 π 154DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website
14.07.2025 16:06 β π 5526 π 943 π¬ 127 π 88"There Is No Epstein Client List," Say Epstein's Clients Jul 8, 2025
WORLD β Concerned citizens of nations around the world breathed a collective sigh of relief this week, as the individuals who comprised Jeffrey Epstein's client list assured everyone that there was no Epstein client list. After years of speculation about the names that could be present on the list of people who were involved in Epstein's alleged global human trafficking ring, the matter was finally settled by the people on the list issuing a joint statement denying the existence of the list. "The list that our names are on does not exist," said a representative of the people named on the list. "While it has been claimed that the presence of our names on Jeffrey Epstein's list was evidence that we were potentially guilty of horrific crimes against innocent victims, we can assure everyone that there is no βclient list,' regardless of the fact that our names are on it." Though skeptics maintained that Epstein's client list most definitely existed and was being concealed by powerful elites to keep it secret, the powerful elites were adamant that it was not the case. "Don't be ridiculous," said one powerful elite. "As one of the people who is named on the Epstein client list, I can say with full confidence that there is no Epstein client list. Please stop asking about the release of the Epstein client list, thank you. Because it doesn't exist. And I would know, because my name is on it."
Congratulations to the Babylon Bee for accidentally writing something funny! This article was published a week ago.
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