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Tim-Moth Layt (πŸ₯πŸŒˆAlly)

@tim-moth-layt.bsky.social

🌈Ally. Adopted Kiwi. Cat Owner. Kitten fosterer. Lab Manager. Industrial language user. Half of KirsTim. Owner of saintly patience (& good whisky) He/Him

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Then you'd have a pretty good day, great choice, might join you

20.01.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The OG Simon's Cat film!

26.11.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 10495    πŸ” 1757    πŸ’¬ 231    πŸ“Œ 142
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❀️ πŸ‡§πŸ‡·

26.11.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 56221    πŸ” 14917    πŸ’¬ 826    πŸ“Œ 1968
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Do Senate Democrats really believe that Americans will hurt any less when the government is reopened and Trump and his sycophants can hack away at whatever programs they dislike?

Deals with this regime and MAGA Republicans are worthless. [Cartoon by Benjamin Slyngstad]

11.11.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1730    πŸ” 413    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 12
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Why is Chris Bishop Sending People Speeding into a Death Trap? - Greenpeace Aotearoa β€œIt’s a death trap” said National Party Campaign Committee Chair and Transport Minister Chris Bishop, on September 23, 2025. 

Chris Bishop was trying to prove that his billion$ on roads of national (party) significance were a good idea. But he inadvertently revealed the true depth of cynicism and heartlessness in his Govt’s transport policy: Sending People Speeding into a Death Trap? www.greenpeace.org/aotearoa/sto...

11.11.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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www.newyorker.com/cartoons/daily-cartoon/tuesday-november-11th-we-cave

11.11.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 13464    πŸ” 3830    πŸ’¬ 334    πŸ“Œ 222
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It's been five years since the Cannabis Legalisation and Control Bill Referendum Take the survey: It's been five years since the Cannabis Legalisation and Control Bill Referendum - what do you think?

#nzpol
Green Party cannabis survey;

action.greens.org.nz/cannabis_ann...

28.10.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
Honest Government Ad | Visit New Zealand!
YouTube video by thejuicemedia Honest Government Ad | Visit New Zealand!

The Government of New Zealand has made a new tourism ad and it's surprsingly honest and informative!

10.10.2025 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 869    πŸ” 433    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 89

"Mr. President sir the idea is you're constantly flying around in a big jet filled with your own shit in it. Like human shit. Anyways you're wearing a little crown in your little shitmobile and you're dumping the shit out. I think people will like it."

19.10.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 13506    πŸ” 2138    πŸ’¬ 721    πŸ“Œ 147
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Today, a company linked to Baroness Michelle Mone was told it must repay the government Β£122m for breaching a contract for medical gowns during the Covid pandemic.

Read our special report online on some of the other fat cats who made a mint during covid.

➑️ www.private-eye.co.uk/pictures/spe...

01.10.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 490    πŸ” 256    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 19
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Folks β€” this is not a normal government shutdown.

Let me explain the stakes and how we got here.

01.10.2025 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 14242    πŸ” 7135    πŸ’¬ 429    πŸ“Œ 514
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Ryder Cup ………….

28.09.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3119    πŸ” 738    πŸ’¬ 149    πŸ“Œ 32
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What has Yvette Cooper’s proscription of Palestine Action done to this country?

Beyond absurd. It’s extreme authoritarianism. These police should be arresting rapists & crooks, not neglecting those duties to spend time arresting citizens standing against genocide.

It undermines police and the law.

29.09.2025 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 6687    πŸ” 2624    πŸ’¬ 612    πŸ“Œ 354
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'My Government Must Quit Twitter and Call Out Elon Musk's Far-Right Hate' Labour MP Noah Law explains why it's time for Keir Starmer to start treating the billionaire X owner as the 'foreign extremist' he now is

πŸ”΄β€˜My Government Must Quit Twitter and Call Out Elon Musk’s Far-Right Hate’

Labour MP @noahlawmp.bsky.social explains why it’s time for Keir Starmer to start treating the billionaire X owner as the β€˜foreign extremist’ he now is

bylinetimes.com/2025/09/15/m...

25.09.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 245    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2
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Jesus Houdini Christ, this is great.

25.09.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2407    πŸ” 797    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 56
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OBAMA: It's fair to say that 80% of the world's problems involve old men hanging on who are afraid of death and insignificance, and they won't let go. They build pyramids, and they put their names on everything. They get very anxious about it.

25.09.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 27980    πŸ” 8010    πŸ’¬ 828    πŸ“Œ 782
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Why Corporate Media is Bending the Knee
YouTube video by Robert Reich Why Corporate Media is Bending the Knee

Jimmy Kimmel isn't returning to the airwaves because of "thoughtful conversations" with Disney executives.

He's back because consumers sent Disney a clear message: selling out our fundamental rights is not an acceptable cost of doing business.

22.09.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 26652    πŸ” 6464    πŸ’¬ 1013    πŸ“Œ 376
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Confused by all the talk of vote validation? πŸ—³οΈWe can't let spam-bots decide who gets the crown! πŸ€– So we can only count verified votes. Once you've submitted your picks, you're just a click away from verification. βœ…

#BOTY2025 #BirdoftheYear2025 #BirdoftheYear #NZBirdoftheYear

22.09.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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New week's cover of The New Yorker, "Remote Control," by Barry Blitt.

19.09.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2537    πŸ” 751    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 42
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The amount of shit I got for this segment at the time was astronomical, and it was all from people who now stalk CVS employees to get them fired for insufficient online sadness.

Cheering on political violence is both evil and not new, an outgrowth of an internet intentionally dismantled years ago.

16.09.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 14582    πŸ” 3424    πŸ’¬ 213    πŸ“Œ 129
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Birdle New Zealand Play and guess today's Birdle in 5 guesses. Learn about a new New Zealand bird every day.

Birdle πŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ 03/09/2025

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02.09.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Republicans just unanimously voted to BLOCK the release of the Epstein files.

15.07.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6026    πŸ” 2340    πŸ’¬ 824    πŸ“Œ 644
Newspaper photo of a group of cats huddled together on a satellite dish with the headline, "Outdoor cats are using $500 Starlink satellite dishes as self-heating beds."

Newspaper photo of a group of cats huddled together on a satellite dish with the headline, "Outdoor cats are using $500 Starlink satellite dishes as self-heating beds."

Cats are and always have been cyberpunks

15.07.2025 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 17985    πŸ” 2798    πŸ’¬ 355    πŸ“Œ 246

I'd just like to point out how weird it is that places with hundreds or even thousands of reporters β€” the NYT, WaPo, CBS, NBC, AP, etc. β€” are all getting pummeled on every major story by the dozen computerboys at Wired. To fumble the bag this consistently is, at some point, cowardice and a choice.

15.07.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 38817    πŸ” 10287    πŸ’¬ 1006    πŸ“Œ 440
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Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia WASHINGTONβ€”Facing mounting backlash from his MAGA base over his perceived ties to the Jeffrey Epstein case, President Donald Trump reportedly encouraged his supporters Monday to simply move on from so...

Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia

14.07.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 9349    πŸ” 2116    πŸ’¬ 240    πŸ“Œ 154
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DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website WASHINGTONβ€”In the latest of a series of escalations in President Donald Trump’s highly publicized war on β€œwoke,” the U.S. Department of Justice reportedly removed all mentions of justice from its webs...

DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website

14.07.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5526    πŸ” 943    πŸ’¬ 127    πŸ“Œ 88
"There Is No Epstein Client List," Say Epstein's Clients
Jul 8, 2025

"There Is No Epstein Client List," Say Epstein's Clients Jul 8, 2025

WORLD β€” Concerned citizens of nations around the world breathed a collective sigh of relief this week, as the individuals who comprised Jeffrey Epstein's client list assured everyone that there was no Epstein client list.

After years of speculation about the names that could be present on the list of people who were involved in Epstein's alleged global human trafficking ring, the matter was finally settled by the people on the list issuing a joint statement denying the existence of the list.

"The list that our names are on does not exist," said a representative of the people named on the list. "While it has been claimed that the presence of our names on Jeffrey Epstein's list was evidence that we were potentially guilty of horrific crimes against innocent victims, we can assure everyone that there is no β€˜client list,' regardless of the fact that our names are on it."

Though skeptics maintained that Epstein's client list most definitely existed and was being concealed by powerful elites to keep it secret, the powerful elites were adamant that it was not the case. "Don't be ridiculous," said one powerful elite. "As one of the people who is named on the Epstein client list, I can say with full confidence that there is no Epstein client list. Please stop asking about the release of the Epstein client list, thank you. Because it doesn't exist. And I would know, because my name is on it."

WORLD β€” Concerned citizens of nations around the world breathed a collective sigh of relief this week, as the individuals who comprised Jeffrey Epstein's client list assured everyone that there was no Epstein client list. After years of speculation about the names that could be present on the list of people who were involved in Epstein's alleged global human trafficking ring, the matter was finally settled by the people on the list issuing a joint statement denying the existence of the list. "The list that our names are on does not exist," said a representative of the people named on the list. "While it has been claimed that the presence of our names on Jeffrey Epstein's list was evidence that we were potentially guilty of horrific crimes against innocent victims, we can assure everyone that there is no β€˜client list,' regardless of the fact that our names are on it." Though skeptics maintained that Epstein's client list most definitely existed and was being concealed by powerful elites to keep it secret, the powerful elites were adamant that it was not the case. "Don't be ridiculous," said one powerful elite. "As one of the people who is named on the Epstein client list, I can say with full confidence that there is no Epstein client list. Please stop asking about the release of the Epstein client list, thank you. Because it doesn't exist. And I would know, because my name is on it."

Congratulations to the Babylon Bee for accidentally writing something funny! This article was published a week ago.

13.07.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 11271    πŸ” 2084    πŸ’¬ 205    πŸ“Œ 89

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