Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla
Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla https://theonion.com/man-dies-after-secret-4-year-battle-with-gorilla-1819571099/
23.10.2025 22:00 โ ๐ 2081 ๐ 304 ๐ฌ 40 ๐ 28@mothking.bsky.social
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Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla
Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla https://theonion.com/man-dies-after-secret-4-year-battle-with-gorilla-1819571099/
23.10.2025 22:00 โ ๐ 2081 ๐ 304 ๐ฌ 40 ๐ 28Alright Natives
Emergency meeting. Someone has to claim this is cultural appropriation so we can get him to cover it with an even funnier tattoo
This is why we always say we are against tech fatalism. Surveillance isnโt inevitable and we need to abolish it as part of our broader struggles for justice.
27.08.2025 00:40 โ ๐ 241 ๐ 86 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1had to put this one together from the archives but: called it again
23.10.2025 03:07 โ ๐ 6909 ๐ 1239 ๐ฌ 121 ๐ 15The NYPD now responds to hundreds of thousands of mental health calls every year, slowing response times for other emergencies.
We can deploy trained public health workers and allow cops to focus on the serious crimes that too often go unresolved.
Twitter user @fltchrr "We need a pride flag for unemployed people" reposted by Twitter user @rainfxllen with the tiers meme format.
22.10.2025 00:49 โ ๐ 5386 ๐ 1476 ๐ฌ 16 ๐ 17Of course the "here's why a little Nazism is ok" guy is someone who still posts on twitter
22.10.2025 10:52 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0god grant me the confidence of a man with a nazi tattoo to run as a democrat for senate
21.10.2025 19:10 โ ๐ 6225 ๐ 715 ๐ฌ 145 ๐ 34NFTs are amazing because you apparently โownโ them but the AWS outtage yesterday took out everyones apes lol
21.10.2025 12:51 โ ๐ 16936 ๐ 3097 ๐ฌ 355 ๐ 384The whole state of Maine loves Marines Socialist, a lovely Socialist who was in the marines!
*5 seconds later*
We regret to inform you that Marines Socialist is a former marine
Comic. Two-column table. Column A lists planets: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune. Column B has checkmark boxes for whether the planets have rings: the outer planetsโ boxes are checked, and Earth has a red check. [Earth with a ring with an array pf points around it. An arrow labeled โGeostationary Satellite Belโt points to the ring.] [caption] Astronomy fact: A century ago, Earth didnโt have rings, but we have one now! Itโs where all the satellite dishes are pointed.
Planetary Rings
xkcd.com/3156/
36-year-old American Air Force vet lives and works in Ho Chi Minh City, spends around $1,031/mo: It's the 'safest place I've ever lived' Published Sat, Oct 18 2025โข10:00 AM EDT
"thank god we lost," he added.
21.10.2025 10:40 โ ๐ 267 ๐ 35 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1No notes.
21.10.2025 01:49 โ ๐ 497 ๐ 170 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 10corruption is such a helpful lens for understanding so much of what is broken right now. all of these people actually need accountability. allowing them to act with impunity just lets them make all manner of bad decisions. we need to help them rediscover boundaries
21.10.2025 04:42 โ ๐ 1459 ๐ 322 ๐ฌ 18 ๐ 4Reminder that laws that would prohibit domestic abusers from owning firearms regularly get shot down because otherwise they'd have to fire a lot of cops, but if you smoke pot you're too dangerous to be allowed self defense.
21.10.2025 09:32 โ ๐ 40 ๐ 16 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1ICE is now the 13th largest military in the world on its own.
Never ever accept the lie we cannot pay for Universal Healthcare.
A picture of He-Man
Them: โno one had pronouns in my dayโ
A TV Character from their day:
My theory is that Donald's diarrhea video was simply proactive SEO for the inevitable, imminent video that folks will search for using the words "Donald Trump diarrhea"
20.10.2025 21:04 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Here's a gift link to the New York Times' coverage of the initial Tea Party rallies in April 2009 which inspired the media to treat it like a massive movement.
Check out how tiny the crowds were:
Philly: 200
DC: "several hundred"
Boston: 500
Austin: 1,000
Houston: 2,000
I always wondered why France had so many heists but if you can still just put a ladder up to a window on the Louvre in the year 2025 and get away with a big bag full of priceless jewels I guess that solves the mystery
20.10.2025 01:01 โ ๐ 7113 ๐ 881 ๐ฌ 116 ๐ 46if youโre chuck schumer i dunno how you grapple with the reality that americans will do basically anything to get the big guy out of here except get behind your party.
19.10.2025 19:04 โ ๐ 36 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Screenshot of a post on X from Colombian President Gustavo Petroโs verified account. The post reads: โUS government officials have committed a murder and violated our sovereignty in territorial waters. Fisherman Alejandro Carranza had no ties to the drug trade and his daily activity was fishing. The Colombian boat was adrift and had its distress signal up due to an engine failure. We await explanations from the US government.โ
๐จ NEWS: Colombian President Gustavo Petro accuses U.S. government officials of murder and violating Colombiaโs sovereignty and says the Trump-ordered strike of a boat in the Caribbean killed a fisherman named Alejandro Carranza.
19.10.2025 03:09 โ ๐ 13700 ๐ 5169 ๐ฌ 474 ๐ 381Perhaps the gravity of the office may yet change the man.
19.10.2025 04:52 โ ๐ 2142 ๐ 164 ๐ฌ 112 ๐ 15If Joe Biden posted this CNN would be demanding his public execution.
19.10.2025 02:04 โ ๐ 100 ๐ 22 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Me: the chop is racist
This guy: (doing the chop) yes
The Obama Hope poster, but it's a frog and it says "Hop"
I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
18.10.2025 16:00 โ ๐ 20412 ๐ 5624 ๐ฌ 149 ๐ 141I remember when "China's expansive surveillance programs are a tryannical overreach and show that it's not a free country" was a belief held by the median American
18.10.2025 15:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Watto, a Star Wars character that couldnโt possibly have problematic connotations.
โI'm an invite-era poster! Discover tab tricks don't work on me! Only mutuals!"
18.10.2025 14:02 โ ๐ 147 ๐ 38 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 2If you donโt love this, youโre Hamas.
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