John McKenna

Diving off of a fishing dock with a "No swimming/No diving" sign takes food away from poor people.

#psa #beingconsiderate

The phrase "too much garlic" is a nonsense phrase made up by perverts who hate joy.
#garlic

I've been painting t-shirts. Until further notice, this is my basic philosophy of life

The movies X2 and T2 both employed twins to mimic shape-shifters.

#aproposofnothing

One problem with the tyrant renaming the gulf is that it was never actually the Gulf of "Meks-ick-oh". It's the Gulf of "May-he-koh". As in "May he koh fuck himself ".

#gulfofamerica
#gulfofmexico

I just had a romantic Valentine's Day date with my dental hygenist. You might not think getting one's teeth cleaned is romantic, but she did rest her boob on my head at one point, and there was prophylaxis involved, so it counts.

I actually got some good sleep for a change last night, so instead of being too sad about the country to move, I now have the energy to be too angry about the country to move.

Are his big biz friends giving him bad counsel on purpose so they can unseat him, by #impeachment or #25thamendment and put #Vance in charge? He did write the foreword for #Project2025 after all. Just hypothesizing.

You can be both diverse and unified. Ever eat a salad? Many diverse elements contribute from their strengths toward a common goal. In fact, (caesar notwithstanding) the more diverse and interesting the ingredients, the better the salad. Don't be a fucking coward, Mr. SecDef.

#PeteHegseth

It should also be remembered that there is no law against "illegal immigration". There is only "improper border crossing" which is a misdemeanor on par with littering on a beach, so "illegal" is really stretching it.

Global conspiracy porn is illuminaughty.

Y'ever notice that, in movies and TV, when someone is revived by cpr or defibrillator and immediately wake up, they never grasp their chest and immediately start swearing in pain? Chest compressions and shocks really hurt.

I am Navin Johnson of Asgard and I am burdened with 'Special Purpose"!

#Loki #TheJerk

Oh. Jules Feiffer died. I used a monologue of his to audition for my hoidy toidy arts conservatory college. I got in with a partial scholarship. Thanks, Jules.

Y'know, I really don't care if your pun was intended or not.

Gooble gobble gooble gobble...

Okay, bluesky, I'm here. Watcha got? #newuser