Brain damage made me conservative is a weird flex for fox to air

Didn’t Trump just say the US has taken in 1 Trillion in tariffs?

I mean it was literally night in Italy when the game was going on, but whatever.

I’m sorry, WUT?

As was proven with Trump’s first two impeachments, you need a 2/3 vote in the Senate to convict which would remove him from office. Realistically, how many republican senators do you think would vote to actually convict him? FFS, you can’t even find republicans to criticize him.

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Christ on a cracker, why isn’t the third story on the news everywhere?

There was a 150 year period where this country didn’t think Greeks or Italians were white.

I hate this timeline, but I don’t understand the math here. He is making 100k a year according to the headline. The text you linked says he’s making eight times the average adjunct law professor salary. I find it impossible to believe the average adjunct law professor makes $12,500 per year.

Yeah boss, I have no idea how that happened. Someone must have hacked into the system.

He got his homeland security badge so he’s a big boy now.

Poor guy has a stroke and gets permanent brain damage. Also stops being liberal and becomes conservative. Draw your own conclusions from those facts.

Apparently Lady Gaga isn’t white to Laura.

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Thank you from a much needed laugh today.

I can’t take judge box-wine seriously. Prior to this current administration the conviction rate for a US Attorney was over 98%. She is currently hovering around 10%. In a single year she has surpassed the grand jury failure number of any US attorney ever.

God bless the Canadians. Their police apparently entered the school while the shooter was active. Here in the US the police usually wait until the shooter is tuckered out and there is no risk of harm to them.

I’m looking at Ulvalde and Parkland cops.
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Donald Trump and the Republicans are threatening to destroy representative democracy while killing civilians, taking massive bribes, destroying alliances, and exploding costs. That's why it's so critical that the Democrats find candidates who are inspiring enough to get me to vote.

Crazy to think it was prerecorded, and the great Christian artist …. Checks notes ….. Kid Rock still needed to lip sync the performance. Makes you wonder how much meth he was on at the time.

To this day I am upset she wasn’t eaten alive by a roving group of gay zombies.

Florida is east coast and is still a Spanish name.

Thank god the Trump administration isn't rounding up brown children who have been born to one parent who is a US citizen and one who isn't. Otherwise that would be noteworthy.

Well, thanks for the correction, although you honestly didn't need to be rude. I say this because I don't believe birthright citizenship is a slur, I think they are citizens. But again, thanks for the correction as I thought it was tied to the mother.

Baron Trump is a birthright citizen.

You are the epitome of the joke.

How can you spot the vegan?
They will tell you who they are.

What Democrats REALLY want is for you to step down as minority leader and let a real fighter take over.

We are so fed up with the angry letters you write.

Good god, how expensive have pixels become that this meme is rationing them so much parts are unreadable.

Christ Jesus man, please post enough pixels so we can actually READ your point.

I hate having you in my feed. You keep “getting” me as this is such a Trump whack job way of talking.

Well it’s not like I pulled that out of my ass. I’m not a Trump supporter, I have actual facts and laws on my side.