@mylesdeleeuw.bsky.social
a Detroit local improviser, actor writer, director, producer and stand up comedian
Yeah I’m fine, I’m just remembering we are living in the society in John Carpenter’s They Live
27.10.2025 02:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Cut into the Aldi Halloween cheese and it was spooky indeed
01.10.2025 20:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What if I never hear another song that makes me feel the way that "The Winner Is" by Mychael Danna and DeVotchKa does
18.09.2025 19:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0On another episode if things I could have just googled
05.09.2025 02:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How do you not pay for insurance but still get it
05.09.2025 02:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Do you think Rob Zombie actually conquered a worm
05.09.2025 02:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me checking the fantasy football app:
05.09.2025 02:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Sears Tower looking insanely creepy during a blackout, including the impression of a scary face topped by a crown of spikes. It looks like a giant humanoid evil robot or a demonic Minecraft creature.
"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!"
The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:
My bf after I walk through the baby clothes aisle and they have the little Halloween outfits
28.07.2025 19:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Phantom of the Opera is going back up on Broadway
30.06.2025 00:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I can only hope my two boys put together the change they find under the couch and buy their mom a Reese’s cup today
11.05.2025 13:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Thinking about the world rn
28.04.2025 02:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My boyfriend is soooo sexy
06.04.2025 02:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You ever realize you’re a domesticated animal instead of a feral animal
06.04.2025 00:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Damn my hormones be going crazy rn
06.04.2025 00:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mood after moving the last four days
23.03.2025 22:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Went to Applebees in a romper with no bra or underwear on like a real true American woman
20.03.2025 03:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Heavy is the heart that knows they are going to stress their cats out for a couple days
20.03.2025 03:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It all began with the first cat who said I can have cheeseburger. Now cats can be doctors, lawyers, even government officials
07.03.2025 02:21 — 👍 120 🔁 9 💬 7 📌 1Fuck it, I’m gonna run for mayor
07.03.2025 02:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
When the first cold brew I’ve had in two months upsets my tummy because I stopped drinking coffee because it was upsetting my tummy
youtu.be/Phnm0a_S8Tk?...
My personal favorite moment of SNL50 is Adam Driver in a hot dog costume
20.02.2025 21:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I forgot I have so many little treats in my freezer, what a life!!!!!!
11.02.2025 02:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tomorrow the sun sets at 6pm and boy am I thankful
11.02.2025 02:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’m sure the FBI guy who watches me Google the craziest things sit there like this
11.02.2025 02:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One thing about me, I’m gonna pick up the cat at the party
10.02.2025 03:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Okay @bsky.app why don’t you have a save to draft feature
05.02.2025 02:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
