hannibal the hanahaki cannibal

NJ lawmakers introduce the FUCK ICE Act.

The bill "permits civil action for violations of US Constitution related to immigration enforcement."

val in a teal NHL sharks hat, navy mask, white shirt, and gray cardigan

pov: you are looking down at val's red snowflake patterned socks and navy slacks

i took my patriotism mfing seriously today 🏒🏅

lesbians > desbiens imo

It seems nuts to me that CNN has partnered with an online gambling site (Kalshi) and hypes their betting lines as “news” to report.

YouTube video by Frank Reynolds (Best of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia) IASIP - The gang dances

this song started playing in the Uber last night (but it was part of an actual song??) and i felt insane for clocking it youtu.be/DTfBIMK8JZ4

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

fine, you want the butcher? come on
#ironlung

Media moved on because for one hour Trump pinky-swore he was going to do his genocide in a nicer way, and every day since the people in Minnesota are showing us it looks like a war zone

not seen it yet but mark you're amazing 🩸

#ironlung

sigh

jenna maroney

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

me as corbeau pokemon pushing up my glasses and holding a dusk ball. the light looks nice reflecting off my velvety glasses chain. photo is by amiephotos.com!

❝I take it you're here to talk some sort of deal? Better make it worth my time.❞

character: corbeau ポケモンZA / カラスバ
cos: meeee #lemcos
photographer: @amiephotos.bsky.social

secured! 🫶 do you have a preference (i open it for you) or do you want a true blind box experience?

Bad Bunny 💛🔥

do any oomfs want a Neopets blind box plushie from Gongcha? (I'm going after work today)

2.5 years of work and she is. DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🏰💃💙💛✨️

Discord says hackers stole government IDs of 70,000 users As more sites require IDs for user age verification, expect more such breaches to come.

Cases in point

What's the point of handing over sensitive information to incompetent people. that's literally online safety 101

The Super Bowl is chock full of AI ads and, from the bottom of my heart, I hope every single company humoring this shit goes bankrupt in glorious fashion, and that the marketing firms responsible for pitching this fuck-awful slop spends the rest of their miserable days fighting off lawsuits.

having been on an absolute hockey binge this past month, the game feels like it is moving in bullet time

Bad Bunny’s closing messages during his Super Bowl performance:

“The only thing more powerful than hate is love”
“Together, we are America”

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

hamnet,

I may delete this because it’s a bit spicy but it shouldn’t be lost on us that games being turned into TV is essentially harvesting the stories written by those who don’t have union representation or healthcare with WGA by those that do. Our stories are good enough for TV but the writers aren’t?

ser miku

please know when I use the ✨ emoji, I do not mean anything to do with AI. they stole my emoji from me.

reading your timeline like

large banner that reads ICE OUT OF MN FOR GOOD at lake and lyndale

Large banner hangs over a building at Lake Street and Lyndale Avenue on a snowy morning.

It reads "ICE OUT OF MN" "FOR GOOD" with the names of those killed by federal agents.

Minneapolis, February 2026

<em>Washington Post</em> Layoffs Blamed on Losses That Amount to Rounding Error for Bezos If Bezos paid out $100 million to the paper today, his net worth would go from $248.7 billion to $248.6 billion.

The Washington Post, one of the largest newspapers in the U.S., has announced that it is laying off a third of all staff. If Bezos paid out $100 million to the paper today, his net worth would go from $248.7 billion to $248.6 billion.

A SIX YEAR OLD??? jesus im sorry dude 😭

YESSS BIB!!! I find myself watching half of an episode in season 2 at a time, they are Packed