Norma 🦕

Warren Buffett retiring is a definite recession indicator.

03.05.2025 20:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Cat butt

I’m in a codependent relationship with my cat. When I find her snuggled on my side of the bed 🥹

04.10.2023 15:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We found out the ugly stucco siding on our house was added on fairly recently. I bet this house was a cool Tudor before, or at least something that isn’t grey stucco.

03.10.2023 15:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

While I’m at it, I don’t give a shit about my neighbors and their opinions about how my house “lacks curb appeal.” I don’t live in an HOA, Next Door 😂

02.10.2023 16:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I barely check social media I like, I’m not going to check on my co-workers I secretly despise, LinkedIn.

02.10.2023 16:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Talked to Gale about his cat and now I think I’m in an unintentional situationship with him.

12.09.2023 16:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My Dorohedoro diorama finally came in 🥟

17.08.2023 19:02 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I love my job but there’s times where I can’t help but laugh at the amount of trust they have for me regarding basic IT.

14.08.2023 17:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My chubby cat is dusty from going into a construction zone, much to my chagrin.

Renovating with nosy cats is the worst. Suddenly I have to worry about this dusty bitch getting stuck in the wall.

09.08.2023 17:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't know what I did to generate Depends ads on my Pinterest, but I assume it must be real kitsch.

04.08.2023 17:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was going to post an elaborate welcome to myself but gifs don’t work

04.08.2023 01:55 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0