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Francis Ford Coprolite

@tsuri.bsky.social

Some fishposting, some silliness. 釣りとアウトドア遊びが好き Median Bluesky user, random internet weirdo and absolute delight. Pacific north west. **Now with occasional bear and catposting.**

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Johnny Carson's "Carnac the Magician" is depicted.

Johnny Carson's "Carnac the Magician" is depicted.

In the not too distant future, scandals in US politics will no longer be something something gate but something something ~stein files.

26.02.2026 03:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Buzz Lightyear "everywhere" meme.

Buzz Lightyear "everywhere" meme.

Meadow muffins everywhere.

26.02.2026 03:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You’re watching the state of the union when you can watch Futurama season 3? keep on making great life decisions

25.02.2026 02:10 — 👍 906    🔁 43    💬 30    📌 3

Poilievre has a chance to do the funniest thing...

24.02.2026 04:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Chopra had close relationship with Epstein, told him to bring ‘your girls’ on trips, messages show | CNN Politics A CNN review of correspondence between Chopra and Epstein reveals that they shared a far more intimate friendship than was previously known.

Is there anyone Oprah made famous that isn't a total piece of shit?
www.cnn.com/2026/02/23/p...

24.02.2026 02:59 — 👍 208    🔁 61    💬 21    📌 3

"Free Palestine" being a dirtier [word] than the n-word to the Beeb is really something

24.02.2026 03:34 — 👍 29    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0

All-timer www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-Qj...

24.02.2026 01:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Simulacra and Simulation, 1981, Jean Baudrillard

23.02.2026 20:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Being gummed to death by your dog would make great obituary reading for freinds and family tho.

23.02.2026 03:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The never ending virtuous circle: censor public expressions of empathy for Palestinian people-> original clip & expression goes viral a la streisand effect -> defeat purpose of said censorship. The egregious moral failing with growing mistrust of mainstream media is there for an aperitif.

23.02.2026 03:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#eatarbys

23.02.2026 03:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Tottenham Hotspur vs. Arsenal FC | PREMIER LEAGUE HIGHLIGHTS | Week 27 | Fubo Canada
Tottenham Hotspur vs. Arsenal FC | PREMIER LEAGUE HIGHLIGHTS | 02/22/2026 | Fubo Canada WATCH EVERY PL MATCH 👉 https://bit.ly/FuboYouTubeCanada SUBSCRIBE TO OUR YT CHANNEL 👉https://bit.ly/FuboTVYout... Tottenham Hotspur vs. Arsenal FC | PREMIER LEAGUE HIGHLIGHTS | Week 27 | Fubo Canada

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEy6...

22.02.2026 19:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Graphic that shows a baby with a bitter expression on their face and says "Bitter Taste. Gout Amer."

Graphic that shows a baby with a bitter expression on their face and says "Bitter Taste. Gout Amer."

A lot of Canada right now.

22.02.2026 19:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Bill Murray in Caddy shack "i've got that going for me which is nice" meme

Bill Murray in Caddy shack "i've got that going for me which is nice" meme

Well, Arsenal won convincingly today...

22.02.2026 18:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
21.02.2026 05:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oddly wholesome.

19.02.2026 06:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
19.02.2026 04:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Are we doing Cuban Missile Crisis sequels now? Writers truly out of new ideas. Smh.

19.02.2026 03:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Has anyone asked Cuba recently? Or Palestine?

16.02.2026 23:45 — 👍 14    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1

Legendary.

17.02.2026 03:02 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Some people collect stamps. Others...

16.02.2026 20:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We have two dominant visions for digital tech: one from major corporations that maximizes profit at any cost, and another based on cyberlibertarian ideals that assumes you must code to participate in society.

We need another: where the public sector builds and funds tech for the broad public good.

16.02.2026 18:35 — 👍 400    🔁 91    💬 8    📌 7

There weren’t any children on the court

16.02.2026 00:41 — 👍 85    🔁 16    💬 4    📌 0
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Found another very busy boi on the trail today.

15.02.2026 23:57 — 👍 15    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Yes, "decorum" is the problem. Fuck these people. bsky.app/profile/en.a...

15.02.2026 19:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Image is a meme that says "and remember, punks are nice people pretending to be bad and hippies are bad people pretending to be nice"

Image is a meme that says "and remember, punks are nice people pretending to be bad and hippies are bad people pretending to be nice"

15.02.2026 19:29 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I must give credit to Hillary because she so often distills with such incredible clarity the idea that liberals value appearances and manners more than justice.

15.02.2026 18:25 — 👍 7    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
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So much for the tolerant left.....

14.02.2026 03:31 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

You will never convince me ‘no vaccine without profit motive’ is not a supremely stupid way to live.

13.02.2026 04:04 — 👍 466    🔁 94    💬 13    📌 2

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