Not sure what else he could be trying. Don’t think he could even see Wilson from here, let alone attempt to pick him out with a cross. He’s surely seen the keeper is off his line. It’s either try and win a corner, or try pinging it.
02.04.2025 22:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Great listen. Summary: everyone’s mint and we’re class. Practicing my Klinsmann.
08.01.2025 14:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Great stuff, this.
04.01.2025 22:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
SIMPLY HAVING A
14.12.2024 13:23 — 👍 47544 🔁 10399 💬 1102 📌 830
Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you?
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
14.05.2023 20:02 — 👍 622 🔁 150 💬 5 📌 2
Restarting the song because I wasn't listening hard enough
03.12.2024 16:00 — 👍 4172 🔁 604 💬 94 📌 39
[at my funeral]
ventriloquist: please don't judge me, he paid me a lot of money to do this
me: hi everybody!
03.12.2024 19:41 — 👍 360 🔁 78 💬 6 📌 1
Cop: do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: because you like me
Cop: omg shut up I do not
03.12.2024 19:08 — 👍 529 🔁 89 💬 4 📌 5
SURPRISE! I scream, bursting from the vat of mashed potatoes. The other lunch ladies do not look surprised. They do not look surprised at all.
22.05.2024 22:31 — 👍 530 🔁 110 💬 5 📌 3
Massive away win for the little fella.
02.12.2024 13:38 — 👍 57917 🔁 9562 💬 581 📌 368
Every one of these is perfect. Twat it.
30.11.2024 23:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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