Gavin Jurgens-Fyhrie

Pink Floyd Unveil 25-Minute “Shine On You Crazy Diamond” Mix Ahead of 50th Anniversary Edition of 'Wish You Were Here' - That Eric Alper Pink Floyd today unveil ‘Shine On You Crazy Diamond (pts. 1-9, New Stereo Mix)’. Renowned globally as the two-part epic bookending their era-defining LP Wish You Were Here, the new version sees the fu...

Therapist: Holding onto grudges hurts you more than your "enemies", especially when you nurture them in private.

Pink Floyd: Huh.

Pink Floyd: So you're saying I should write a hit song about how much they fuckin' suck?

Therapist: Well-

Pink Floyd: Or like a couple albums?

Therapist: Guys.

Well, the reviews are starting to come out! Over on Amazon it's got 5 and 4-star reviews, and on Audible.com, they're all 5 stars! WoW! Thanks everyone who took the time to review, I really appreciate it.

We have a disciplinary hearing scheduled with the Council of Five, and the Eternal Poe is already sharpening his knives.

He calls them his little ravens, which is kinda overkill I think.

I accidentally mistook some characters from Piers Plowman as if they were from Pilgrim's Progress tonight. @gavinetc.bsky.social and @colinmcc.bsky.social have, appropriately, begun the petitions to have my literature degree revoked.

This is America today. It doesn’t have to be this way.

Therapist told me that kids don't do bug box assignments anymore? Where you fill a box with bugs and climb in? And the teacher flunks you for screaming?

Is this a Common Core change?

When you're struggling, remember that it will pass.

You'll look back, and feel relief.

"I'm glad that's over," you will think.

You're only days or hours from that moment.

Unclench your jaws, beloveds.

"Pavlov's dog was so silly," I think as I make baked potatoes after writing dialogue about how baked potatoes are delicious.

"What's in the box? Actually, someone go get my wife because I'm scared of boxes, and she knows the right way to tell me what's in them."

Noticed today that an important reaction image has disappeared from the internet, so I’m doing my part to bring it back.

Sent from my Flip Phone.

I’ve heard of those! Both high tech and slightly spooky. Momento mori that play chiptunes.

Yeats was so right when he said “Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold” because I can’t get these earbuds to stay in at ALL

Don’t go with your first idea. Surprise yourself. Shock yourself, even. Force yourself to confront the disgusting undercroft of your creativity.

“Why are there so many SPIDERS down here?”

That’s the sound of a writer living up their full creative potential.

Shredded chicken (requires a slow cooker)

-1 pack of bone-in chicken (remove skin or it’ll be too fatty)
-1 onion, roughly chopped
-1 jalapeño, chopped
-1 tomato, chopped

Throw everything into the slow cooker (chicken on top), season with salt, pepper, garlic, chicken bouillon, cook on low 6 hours

Not sure. She refused to show me ID.

Hey, Deer. It's raining out there.

Your fur's getting all wet. What are you doing.

Come inside already. Don't be proud.

Need food assistance? Where to go when CalFresh and WIC benefits are delayed We’ve compiled a list of resources throughout Los Angeles and Orange counties to help fill the gap while the federal shutdown continues.

Here's a list of Los Angeles area food banks compiled by @laist.com.

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My very good Discord shitpost got zero Likes

I have been Robbed

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗

Occasionally, you come to the unshakeable conclusion that parts of your body were just designed wrong.

My right ear is 2/5 stars on Yelp.

Very good time to donate what you've got, money or food, to local food banks.

Photo of a black cat with yellow eyes, taken as the cat's head was moving. It appears to have 5+ sets of eyes

biblically accurate cat

Shaders were a Mistake

Please enjoy my latest project “Ahhhhh, Fuck” or “How a video game developer clicked the wrong button and must now wait five minutes.”

(banging table harder and harder)

soup soup Soup Soup SOUP SOUP

Feels like a dwarf bread reference, and no, I ate them with my powerful teeth.

Not saying these biscuits are too hard, but I just cut myself on one.

A joke about bears:

Are bears scary?

Yes, beary scary.

I hope you enjoyed my little bear joke.