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The play button interferes with the illusion

How many shots does it take to beat jfk?

Battletech needs to clean up their store and give some guidance on whats in what rulebooks and box sets. I didnt even realize at first that for example the mercenary box set has the combined arms rules in it. Idk what exactly is in the 7ish rulebooks and if any are compiled in others

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Ive heard that Toki Tori 2 is that and good

infamous? little big planet trilogy? sly collection? killzone trilogy for those that care?

this might be somewhat presumptuous but i imagine youd need to find an interpreter too

When they put sora in smash they should have given him voice lines for a bunch of his moves that play almost every time. Thats how you really represent kingdom hearts

I wasnt aware they all got a design nice

honestly disgusting that people are willing to support markiplier and his movie iron lung after the Sinister Potion debacle

People complain so much about the devs vision for helldivers, a game for everyone is a game for no one until its not a game for you huh?

Someone should make the Punisher but for white collar crime

also the review function was straight up broken and i couldnt type in any of the boxes

Turbotax's bot ensured me it was legal to remove information from my W2 so that TurboTax wouldnt force me to upgrade to claim a credit i didnt want, so if anything happens its their fault

I didnt know they called underground, thats cool

The notion of removing relationships isnt one i had even considered, but given Legends ZA has one real skirt and no dresses mysteriously when they made all clothing options available to both genders it def seems like it could happen. That or a vague miitopia relationship meter, no romance

Its out of stock dawg

Even if democratic congresspeople cant get a vote through congress, they can still use their positions and encourage other countries to cash in their us bonds and come calling for debts. We need to call on others to wrangle the out of control dhs and administration

I dont care if ya'll cant get a vote through congress, you can still use your position. You have connections to other countries, tell them to threaten to cash their us bonds or come calling for our debts if the admin doesnt relent

I saw one post saying the democrats have been pointing at the rulebook complaining that a dog isnt allowed to play basketball as a dog dunks on them repeatedly

Frankly even if the next admin takes the most milquetoast approach of letting most of them go then theyre on the hook to return 40k in signing bonuses to the government cuz of the contract

I mean the US had no reason to involve itself in what was at the time a european war right

When i worked at dunkin wasps would come in the window now and then and idk if maybe they couldnt see the clear plastic but it was super easy to just put a cup over em and get em out

A store page for the book Battletech: The Art of War by Sun Tzu, translated and annotated by Jaime Wolf of Wolf's Dragoons

This is such a funny product to me

it would either be both or neither, assuming it worked and you dont just die and both halves somewhat function independently

If the US goes to war with NATO and you're in the military dont forget you can always just surrender

Yknow, the worse price per piece might be understandable given the prints and custom molds

they hospitalized six children. mobilize the national guard to defend the civilians being murdered in the streets

I heard once that the Lancer discord had trans colors on their icon for pride month or something, but kept it year round cuz they found banning the people who took issue with it immediately greatly reduced the amount of overall moderation they had to do