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Allen Faulkner

@blundellpork.bsky.social

“You’re late.” GTFC. Upper Ramsdens. UTM.

47 Followers  |  90 Following  |  108 Posts  |  Joined: 19.11.2024  |  1.7884

Latest posts by blundellpork.bsky.social on Bluesky

Matched a championship side

15.02.2026 17:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We need Cook on the end of those corners.

15.02.2026 14:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The name alone suggests they’d be fronted by an early 70s Terry Scott in a bandana.

11.02.2026 21:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s an odd one, but in England “bugger” is very much considered a gentle swear word, regardless of its meaning. I feel there is still an imbalance here.

11.02.2026 18:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

They’ve been relentlessly banging the “back to the office” drum since August 2020. Going to come as a shock when they find lots of local authorities have sold their offices. I’m sure Reform will be able to buy them back with all the savings they’ve found…

11.02.2026 18:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Too much of a jump from cunt to bugger in my book. Either change cunt to twat or bugger to fucker.

11.02.2026 18:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Stopped reading at the word Harman. Surprised she’s not still using QC/KC after her name.

11.02.2026 16:58 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

That’s it, officially a one note drum. There’s nothing else. The only hope is that there’s still a couple of years for them to eat themselves. It’s going to be an absolute fucking clown show else.

08.02.2026 20:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Christ, has thot made it to darts now? First heard it at football. No fan of his but all seems a bit manufactured/synthetic. Never heard anything like it before.

08.02.2026 15:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sadly, I suspect you’re one of thousands. Well done though.

05.02.2026 09:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just tried this, it definitely works.

05.02.2026 09:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If he goes, the relentless media campaign will merely be redirected to his successor, regardless of who they are. Nothing will change until they’ve got their man in place. And after that? God help us.

05.02.2026 09:15 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I loved it as much as the 1980 version.

04.02.2026 22:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Like watching old people eat.

03.02.2026 21:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not sure that’s the case. Many of the teams in the national league are down there because of mismanagement over a number of seasons. Carlisle, York and FGR are throwing money at it to get out. It’s not sustainable. FGR should be well aware of this.

01.02.2026 08:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fuck’s sake.

29.01.2026 14:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Splitting Heirs (1993). I cannot remember a single frame of it. My then girlfriend dumped me the day after. Eric Idle moved to the US.

28.01.2026 08:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Heroics by #GTFC tonight. 19 games left, 3 points off the playoffs. It’s on. #grimsby #mariners #dohashtagsevenworkonhere

27.01.2026 21:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nice “live laugh love” font for Stop The Boats.

25.01.2026 14:46 — 👍 28    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

I need more red cabbage in my life.

23.01.2026 20:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every word of this.

23.01.2026 12:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Post image 22.01.2026 14:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

£12. Twelve. Christ almighty.

20.01.2026 21:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like Ukraine did?

20.01.2026 13:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, this one has gutted me.

19.01.2026 13:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just couldn’t leave it, could he? Seems like he’s been on there since last season with the occasional comment regarding Town performances. Which would have been fair enough had it been left there. But no…

19.01.2026 13:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Please keep posting on here, I can’t bear to go back to that other shitshow.

18.01.2026 00:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The winter nights must just fly by at your house.

17.01.2026 23:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can’t get past Maxi 1750

17.01.2026 08:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

To be fair to him, I followed Grimsby away in the 80s and our end was always packed with private school kids and finance directors.

15.01.2026 14:55 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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