Pants Macabre

THAT DON’T IMPRESS MEEEEE MUCH

Róisín Murphy is a nazi

‘Racist does not think fellow racist is racist’

When we said we don't intend to be concerned or disappointed by the Labour Government - we intend to replace them, we meant it.

Yougov have Labours lowest poll ever and Greens highest ever.

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Eloquence is overrated ❤️

Images you can hear ❤️

What I like about this is it gives nothing away. It could be the best album you’ve ever heard or absolute trash.

The cashier at Barnardo’s just wished me a Merry Christmas. Is that 112 or 999 do we think?

Rumbled.

Giving up p*rn because honestly who needs it when videos of Zack Polanski eviscerating right wing talking heads are free and plentiful?

Shameless plug for my fellow Londoners, because I’m told it’s selling well but I’m a paranoid little bean.

Spent my evening writing the play by play for my Halloween quiz/murder mystery double event and I’m unbearably smug about some of these puzzles 🧙🏻‍♀️

Carole Malone asking Zack Polanski, a Jewish man, how he would even know what a nazi is. Give me fucking strength.

Apropos of nothing, here’s your regular reminder that smugly commenting ‘who?’ on a post about a celebrity is the social media equivalent of walking into a room of strangers, pooing yourself and moonwalking back out.

oh my god they weren’t roommates

Going through a cruise bar darkroom but pretending it’s a scare attraction

Through a heady and frustrating mix of circumstance and my own idiocy, I have not taken my antidepressant or ADHD meds in 3 days, and I’m ready to throw hands at anyone who so much as breathes in my direction.

Will I exercise that right?

No.

Will I politely ask you to excuse me so I can get past?

Also no.

If you think it’s ok to cut directly in front of me on a narrow pavement only to walk SLOWER THAN I WAS ALREADY GOING I reserve the right to kick the backs of your shoes until you get the fuck out of my way

Raffi wanted to drive the bus

What I’m hearing is that the current approach doesn’t work.

I don’t believe the Greens expect to get in to number 10 anytime soon, so at the very least a louder voice for those of us who lean hard left and have zero representation isn’t a bad thing imo.

These motions sound ridiculous but I think it’s only by them actually putting this stuff out there that it can become clear how many actually support it.

We live in a political climate where politicians can say whatever the fuck they want to get votes so I don’t blame them for pushing hard left.

Pretty surreal to be named by Time as one of the worlds influential rising stars!

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My mum is such a gift.

I was taught to put my hand horizontally under their nose and saw upwards into their septum. NOBODY can endure that. Makes my eyes water just thinking about it.

Call me an old sentimental but I miss the days when war criminals faced repercussions and not promotions.

My little homosexual heart

Lidl here with an incredibly disappointing fruit to fibre ratio. First pour I genuinely believed we’d accidentally bought bran flakes, or that contents may have settled during transit. No such luck.