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Many is the night I dream of cheese

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The bee coffin ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

23.02.2026 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This show is so proletariat-coded :3

23.02.2026 15:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BEGONE. FUCK OFF WITH YOU.
I love this little freak so much

23.02.2026 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes a plane needs to be designed by a horny frenchman.

23.02.2026 10:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Couldn't be me

23.02.2026 00:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Olympics audio team are demons. Imagine you just had the biggest, most emotional moments of your life and then Thunder by Imagine Dragons starts playing. Devasting.

22.02.2026 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He looks like a chill version of that nazi from andor

21.02.2026 11:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In hindsight its kind of crazy that they made such a frolicking-coded sport into an oppressive Performance-Game. Same thing for Ballet

21.02.2026 11:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Where was burger dot com the next afternoon?

20.02.2026 11:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am 25 years old, when will she learn?

19.02.2026 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mom-stop-assuming-every-female-friend-is-my-girlfriend-challenge (impossible)

19.02.2026 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Woman holding I sign reading "Lock her up" with an image of the queen behind bars

Woman holding I sign reading "Lock her up" with an image of the queen behind bars

19.02.2026 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look upon my works, ye mighty, and kill yourselves

19.02.2026 08:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's what it stands for. Balls Pussy Disorder.

19.02.2026 08:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Borders are low-key goated when implying the violence of their maintenance is the vibe

18.02.2026 08:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The children yearn for a safe and fun release of male aggression. The children yearn for Crunk.

18.02.2026 05:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the moment she truly became Serial Experiments Lain

18.02.2026 05:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

See, the thing about the tech right is that they can't read.

18.02.2026 05:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ira Parker your sins will follow you. The Hive remembers.

16.02.2026 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bzzzt-OUCH
...
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BZZZZZT-YEEEEOUCH
. ..
BZZZZZZT

16.02.2026 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would that potion also accelerate a growing tumor? Seems like an interesting mechanic to include. Roll a d6 for cancer

16.02.2026 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I take back any praise I had for this show. They killed my man Hunfrey Beesbury. I will never forgive them.

16.02.2026 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I appreciate the symbolism of the downtrodden persevering through pain but my man is definitely dying of sepsis.

16.02.2026 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

- better for your mental health
- guaranteed effect instead of waiting for a win for dopamine release
- share some to make friends
- cheaper
- giving money to a plug in need instead of a gambling conglomerate

There's only advantages

16.02.2026 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why are you, as a man, wasting your money on gambling when you could be spending it on MDMA. Loser.

16.02.2026 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think "one battle after another but it serves cunt" is an idea with legs. Anything else is unacceptable cowardice.

14.02.2026 16:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘LET๐Ÿ‘47๐Ÿ‘SERVE๐Ÿ‘CUNT๐Ÿ‘

14.02.2026 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why can you only steal male outfits in Hitman?

14.02.2026 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How does the potion define an illness? Does it just repair damage that doesn't match the person's DNA? If so does it account for epigenetics?

Can a healing potion heal sickle cell anemia?

Does the juice remove your ADHD?

13.02.2026 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll start thinking about that once I see some evidence for it.

11.02.2026 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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