Saw this on Reddit today. Thought of the Ralph Report @ralphgarman.bsky.social @eddiepence.bsky.social @jenrenstewart.bsky.social 
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@thethiccwhiteduke.bsky.social
Husband, dad, other descriptors
Saw this on Reddit today. Thought of the Ralph Report @ralphgarman.bsky.social @eddiepence.bsky.social @jenrenstewart.bsky.social 
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If there was an imposter account of me, it would be infinitely more interesting than the real one.
06.01.2025 14:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs why I will always buy the newest book by Tad Williams. And usually physical, digital, & audio. Memory, Sorrow, & Thorn meant that much to me that I want to make sure he continues to write.
06.01.2025 14:46 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Me & Mrs TWD at a holiday party
Every once in a while we clean up nice.
19.12.2024 03:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Castaway Cay December 1999
Castaway Cay, same spot, Christmas 2023.
Honeymoon picture on Castaway Cay December 1999 and last Christmas (2023). I may have gained a few pounds in the meantime. #silveranniversary
27.11.2024 16:36 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My wife and I earlier this summer out for an evening cruise around the bays of Atlantic City
25 years ago I got married to my best friend and confidante. Itβs been a great ride so far and I canβt wait to see what the next 25 years has in store. I love you to the moon and back!
27.11.2024 16:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cut lyric from @alanismorissette.bsky.socialβs  Ironic:
10,000 Flat Heads when all you need is a Phillips 
I guess it was a bit clunky so it was right to go, but that line really speaks to me.
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20.11.2024 14:30 β π 482 π 88 π¬ 41 π 11Thicc White Duke approved.
15.11.2023 16:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy birthday Andy Partridge!!!
11.11.2023 22:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com hey I just wanted to say that Iβve been a fan since Donβt Panic. Thanks for that.
03.11.2023 14:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What kind of paradise workplace is this? Soda too?
03.11.2023 14:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeeeeeeeowtch
03.11.2023 13:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hey, whatβs up?
23.10.2023 22:50 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I stole my dadβs Jack Daniels if you want some.
20.10.2023 20:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My public demanded it
20.10.2023 20:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0