Mr Handsome Boy

Knowledge is powder

I like the one where the blasters go "pew". "Pew pew pew"

Trump is 79 and doesn't give a shit what happens to anyone after he's gone.

People like Avatar. It doesn’t generate think pieces or huge online discussions. It’s popular the way things were popular before the internet

I switched to Tidal. Better sound quality than Spotify, better interface than Apple or Amazon. My only complaint is I can’t share music on Insta like I did with Spotify. When I share a song to stories it posts a thumbnail with no audio and no link back to Tidal

Maybe the sound of a coin rattling around in a broken dryer gives Olivia asmr

The long term effect of smart phones, social media, & the massive expansion in data has been the trivialization of every subject. The serious is treated as irrelevant, the irrelevant with needless gravitas as everything becomes “content”- meaningless chum created solely to drive traffic

The alcoholic part time talk show host with no managerial experience in charge of the largest military in human history? What else could go wrong?

Maybe he kidnapped them.

Democratization is the only question which matters:

1. Prosecute members of the administration and collaborators
2. Reform the Supreme Court
3. End the Senate Filibuster
4. Increase the number of Reps in the House
4. Pass a new Voting Rights Act
5. Raise the minimum wage
6. Pass a Wealth Tax

A 12th century cluniac monk would never have gotten to try Selena Gomez branded Oreos. They would have missed out on a universe of cross promotional synergy

Two burritos? No! Taco salad.

How do you feel about !donkeys!

Commanders defense is ass

Just going in for my routine MRI after taking the cognitive test I aced, the one with the animals.

I can’t tell if that expression is of the President having (another?) stroke or filling his big boy diaper. Maybe both at the same time?

The photographer expertly captured the look of pleasure and relief as America’s big boy fills his adult diaper

To every one who has been saying this was a subpar NFL season:

You were absolutely right. Good job. Every game has been boring as hell.

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Everything Dem leadership does sounds market tested, like they selling a new flavor of Sprite. Dem leadership hate doing politics

Nice picture of people stuck in traffic. Exactly what people like about cars. The Freedom of Grinding Congestion!

the ceiling is the floor

He’s a talk show host, unqualified for the position, and advocates doing war crimes. There should not have even been a vote

Donald the Dove x_X

me, smart, a big-shot university president, paying the Danegeld: that should be the last we hear from the Dane

John pooper

Shame there isn’t anyone left at A&M who can read or write or all of College Station would be mad about your post

Down 15 pts they would have needed a 2 pt conversion no matter what. Waiting would not have made any sense that late in the game.

Abundance is outsourced jobs to a hallucinating chat bot that requires more power than the city of New York

The only player I can think of who came close was Karl Malone.