Killer Pomodoro

This is the correct answer, although the race for second place has far too many entries.

David Cross, Henry Winkler, Tony Hale, Will Arnett, all outstanding.

Her?

My list would consist of a lot of stuff from when I was growing up, like "One Tin Soldier" (both the Original Caste and Coven versions), "Brand New Key" by Melanie, and Terry Jacks' "Seasons in the Sun."

The 70s both rocked and sucked.

It appears as if she has notes on how to evade any question on the right-hand side of her binder o' lies ("Blanche and Kash said there was no case..."), and ad hominem whataboutistic attacks on the left side ("I wish you loved [enter state here] as much as you hate President Trump...").

One look at this guy "dancing" to "YMCA" should have put paid to this claim loooooong ago.

I really wish Sen. Hirono would have replied with "If you're asking me if I am anti-fascist, the answer is an unequivocal YES. I AM against fascism. Now answer the fucking question."

Well, in truth she was able to con nearly 0.07% of the US population into subscribing to her shitty blog, so that's something. I'm sure her efforts at CBS will be just as stellar.

IOW, she'll probably be gone by next summer.

TAR will end up only ever going to North Korea, Russia and Hungary.

A Texas megachurch pastor and GOP leader has been arrested for crimes against children. Not Robert Morris, a different one. Not Josiah Anthony, a different one. Not Luke Cunningham, a different one. Not Tony Evans, a different one. Not Scott Crenshaw, a different one. Not Steve Lawson, a different o

Everything this ghoul says sounds better in the original German.

What's truly terrifying is what's written just below the surface here:

He's talking about dropping the bomb. We'd have won the Vietnam War if we dropped the bomb. We'd have won Afghanistan if we dropped the bomb.

He really, really wants to push the big red button.

Hands are too big.

Bloody massages cost extra.

I'd settle for deep tissue, myself.

There's no need to generate AI images of Trump and Epstein hanging out...there's plenty of REAL photos of that.

I'm kinda conflicted about my own status here. Yes, I am in the database, but it's for a scientific paper that I was like the 4th listed author on. It appeared in at least one journal, and a book published as part of a science conference. So...I honestly don't know if it qualifies.

Is it just me, or does that screen cap look like Kegbreath is about to give Donny a kiss on the forehead?

I love the weak "I didn't watch it." If I was her, I'd follow up with "The president calls a mysterious meeting with every military leader at Quantico and you, the Speaker of the House, were not paying attention when he broadcast it?"

No, Congresswoman Dean, the correct follow-up to "I didn't see it" is "BULLSHIT."

Of COURSE he saw it. He just chooses to ignore it. And that's as big a problem as an unhinged fascist president.

The whole thing reminded me a lot of IRON MAN 2. He so so so much wanted to be like Tony Stark, but ended up very much Justin Hammer, awkwardly dancing alone onstage.

ER doc here! This is a lie. Wait times are up because the American healthcare system is an unsustainable business model and a for-profit national healthcare system just doesn’t work. These problems will continue to get worse until we change that system. It literally has nothing to do with immigrants

One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."

RWP, Dr. Goodall. (That's Rest With Primates, natch.)

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An EPA worker — one of many who asked not to be identified for fear of retaliation — tells Axios they're alright with a shutdown "if that means the government I signed up to work for starts responsibly functioning again."

Bless this person's heart for thinking that this is one of the possible outcomes

I walked into our breakroom to get a bottle of water while listening to some Zeppelin on my phone. The room was empty, and out loud I said, for some reason, "DAMN, Bonham could really drum!" just as a coworker came out of the supply closet.

His response: "I like Rush's drummer better."

DED.

Unfortunately, this is now a POSITIVE attribute in the GOP.

Maybe it's a flamboyance, like for flamingos.

Is she married to Count de Money?

Yes, but will he ever get to direct his epic Jonestown film, KOOL-AID?

This is the way.