Gray Crow

OPENAI LAWYER: so how does this sound. 'user x' pays us $3 to generate a video of elsa suffocating him with her ass. from that, you will receive a princely 50¢

DISNEY LAWYER: i am going to shoot you with a gun

The meme says "come and take it" And it shows Shadow holding a bottle of Tylenol

aquaflv Follow 2 Apr really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite aquaflv • 2 Apr yesterday she told me some story about the Buddha's wife and child and I was like. Wait. He fucked? And she was like yeah of course he fucked, why wouldn't he, he was the most attractive and loveable and and wise and etc. person who ever lived. why would he not fuck. aquaflv ... © 2 Apr this morning she looked perplexed in the kitchen at me and said "did Jesus not fuck?"

“Did Jesus not fuck?” post locked after 647 pages of heated debate

I cannot believe the universe contrived to hurt me by putting my best friend in the entire world 5000 miles away

I FINALLY FOUND IT

Owl from Zelda games saying "hey what's up FUCKER surprised to see me"

Making spam musubi.

Making little rice rectangles: Cute! Fun! Enjoyable!

Folding my nori: delicate! Furtive! Demure!

Getting the spam out of the can: Grotesque. Horrid. Somewhat obscene.

a tumblr post saying: GIRLS IN MY PHONE. WE CAN DO IT

The best thing about being manic is how hot and cool and powerful and good and correct I am.

The worst part is, of course, the horror of it all.

my friend spent a lot of this year making a ffx randomizer so now i'm going to beat my head against it for fun

www.twitch.tv/scarizardplays

Personally I hope we find out that what Gollum was doing while wandering about looking for the ring was either solving a series of cozy murders (Precious We Wrotes) or performing in an incompetent hobbit amateur dramatic troupe (The Ring that Goes Wrong)

I just spent a week with family being the happiest ive ever been and now I have to come home and do my tasks? cruel and unusual punishment

my favourite thing to do is send my friends little bits of art or music that I know will get their whole ass hooting and hollering

two knight women embrace and kiss, they have run each other clean through with swords

To start the holiday weekend off right please enjoy this totally free bootlegged copy of the new F1 movie.

A meme In the top panel, an exhausted Frodo asks “What are we holding onto, Sam?” In the bottom panel, Sam, looking angry and determined, replies “Sheer fucking spite, Mr. Frodo.”

Sheer. fucking. spite.

Exeter, pursued by a bear

OH

OH, YOU IS TRANSPHOBIC? YOUR ANCESTORS TURN FACE FROM YOU IN SHAME.

@velyndis.bsky.social made this and I've been cackling since

A green duck puppet speaks into a megaphone next to a blue-haired puppet in a safety vest. Caption reads: “Attention, freaks. It’s me.”

this is what Posting feels like

Front shot of a painted miniature of Tiamat, the 5 headed queen of evil dragons common to d&d

Side view of a painted model of Tiamat, queen of evil dragons from d&d

Side shot of Tiamat, Queen of Evil Dragons from d&d

Finally finished painting up Tiamat, im so impressed with this model and proud of how it has all come together

thanks to @mythforged.bsky.social this mini is absolutely beautiful and im so glad to own one

bunlith drinking a white paw in front of a burning cop car with the words "NO COPS AT PRIDE" in rainbow letters on the top right

happy gay month everyone!

and remember:

Happy Pride Month 2025 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
Be gay do crow stuff

#pridemonth #pridecrows

Edit of the Onion article to include the Space Launch System which says "Well Well well not so easy to find a booster that doesn't suck shit, huh?"

Approved for immediate release in all media

Egg cracked in a different, stranger kind of way (Realised im non-binary)

is he kinda... yknow.... 🫦

Screenshot of People Magazine article with photo of Queen Elizabeth Ii: “Queen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Fve Words.”

“Bustin’ makes me feel good”