You'd think that by now they'd be used to events where everyone is disappointed and nobody else comes.

Fun fact: Vance is banned from Simpsons Land because he thought a couch gag was a blow job.

If conservatives and Republicans aren't stupid, then why are their ideas all stupid-shaped?!

Turns out, not only do you not hold the cards, but they're also made in China.

At this rate, my Canadian Tire money is going to be worth more than a US T-bill

SHIT THE BED

I've got Skippy's new verb-the-noun slogan right here:

Hey Skippy, here's a three word slogan for you:
BLOW THE LEAD

Sometimes it takes a Carney to deal with clowns.

It's not 4D chess, guys. The moron can't even play Quiet Game.

Boy is JD Vance going to be disappointed when he finds out Canada has Chesterfields, not couches.

Murder is wrong and all, but we slay dragons because they hoard wealth.

Skippy's latest verb-the-noun just dropped.

Murder is wrong and all but... We need more dragon slayers.

You know, firing people and then begging them to come back sounds pretty inefficient to me.

Larry Kudlow says "Americans will suffer." I am reminded of Altered Carbon:

"Like all men of power, when he talked of prices worth paying, you could be sure of one thing. Someone else was paying."

I didn't really feel like getting depressed by watching the dystopian, cult-like consequences of insularism while a few people with less spine than Kermit without the hand up his ass stand by and watch,

so instead of the president's congressional address, I watched Yellowjackets instead.

Jack Daniels maker says pulling liquor is worse than a tariff.

I have a concept of thoughts and prayers.

Reminder for the Democratic party: protests are supposed to be DISRUPTIVE.

Lindt has announced they will be sourcing chocolate from Europe to side-step US tariffs, which means TRUMP GOT THE SWISS TO TAKE SIDES, Y'ALL.

Next time you wonder why Zelenskyy got an icier reception than Andrew-fucking-Tate, remember that the first time trumpelthinskin was impeached was for withholding aid to Ukraine.

You can always count on John Ivison to be both confidently incorrect and proudly on the wrong side of history.

To anyone who voted for Trump: Fuck you specifically and personally.

Sounds like a single white South African has taken more jobs from Americans than all Latinos combined.

If only it wasn't the barely-simmering white supremacy.

Hey Muricans-- how are those egg prices doing?

25% tariffs on steel and aluminium and 100% tariffs on cars, but Skippy's bitching about a guy's fucking shoes.

A shakedown reminiscent of Al Capone in his syphilitic phase.