@meghankov.bsky.social
2nd careering! I want to make people smile. And dogs, duh! 🤟
Happy birf Barry!!
04.12.2025 12:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
screenshot from the NES game Castlevania featuring Simon Belmont next to a plate of meat found inside of a wall
thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
27.11.2025 19:11 — 👍 3863 🔁 644 💬 63 📌 18
reasons why chronically ill are so tired - They're chronically ill - 4.014 doctor appointments - Taking a shower is like running a marathon - Medical admin is at least a part-tim job - Doctors Keep taking all their blood lol - Medical trauma drains your energy - Masking your illness IS exhausting - Did mention they're ill - Advocating for yourself IS also exhausting - Constant pain drains your energy too
08.11.2025 16:36 — 👍 244 🔁 76 💬 7 📌 4
NO KINGS EXCEPT STEPHEN
Also NO:
CONVICTED FELON
ADJUDICATED RAPIST
CONGENITAL LIAR
CON MAN
PUTIN PUPPET
PEDOPHILE
BEST FRIEND OF EPSTEIN
LIFELONG RACIST
MALIGNANT NARCISSIST
SHORT-FINGERED VULGARIAN
SICK SOCIOPATH
FRAGILE WHINEY MAN-BABY
FAILED BUSINESSMAN
ORANGE ATROCITY
PARDON POWER
A*HOLE
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![>>SATIRE Chronically Ill Woman Inspired By Friend Who "Used To Be Tired Sometimes Too"
[pic of women looking at phone over breakfast with muffins and coffee]
MyBodyIsTryingTokillMe.com](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreig23vdyvx4qbzgwgaollycpxf4v5ptw6vbf2b3xhefidfdcwm5ihe@jpeg)
>>SATIRE Chronically Ill Woman Inspired By Friend Who "Used To Be Tired Sometimes Too" [pic of women looking at phone over breakfast with muffins and coffee] MyBodyIsTryingTokillMe.com
17.10.2025 15:08 — 👍 249 🔁 21 💬 8 📌 0I FUCKING CANNOT. HE IS MY AGE
14.10.2025 18:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0TMNT was right… 🐢 🐈⬛
18.07.2025 13:37 — 👍 18306 🔁 2898 💬 614 📌 313A tortoise shows it can go way faster with a ride and it even learns how to turn like a pro. 😅
18.07.2025 15:05 — 👍 5048 🔁 822 💬 179 📌 88Hahaha yeah I get you. For me, not enough money and the games are more expensive. Gotta wait on this one for a bit.
19.07.2025 10:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Clair Obscure 33…… how do you expect me to game at a time like this #clairobscure33
23.06.2025 17:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I made a dumb little game about trees being mean to you that can play for free here: tykenn.itch.io/trees-hate-you
It was meant to just be a gag for a different project, but I was having too much fun placing traps and turned it into a whole obstacle course thing.
#gamedev #indiegame
I expect an MST3K 13 hour eulogy soon
15.05.2025 15:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy Ending Jesus
11.05.2025 18:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is Jim and this is Bexley!
11.05.2025 18:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s amazing. I do it whenever I’m somewhere not at home!
11.05.2025 18:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That is every day living with RA. Facts
11.05.2025 14:34 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Respect new names for popes but throw tantrums over pronouns for neighbors. Got it.
11.05.2025 12:59 — 👍 10207 🔁 1821 💬 137 📌 35
Normalize hissing at people who tell you about a miracle cure for your very incurable disease.
11.05.2025 14:01 — 👍 400 🔁 73 💬 26 📌 7Omg it’s so benign now
11.05.2025 12:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Mine loved plastic bags and I was told it was the corn starch that keeps them from sticking together
20.04.2025 12:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0SPPPPAYYYYSEEEE!!!
19.04.2025 23:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Other than my extreme chronic illnesses and my regular chronic illnesses, I'm actually healthy as sh*t
31.03.2025 21:55 — 👍 124 🔁 21 💬 5 📌 4I’M GEEKING OUT TOO!!
12.03.2025 18:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
1st panel - doctor holding chin thinking about patient who just said 'i don't feel well' 2nd panel - doctor checks his heart and says 'ok, breathe in' 3rd panel - doctor comes out and tells receptionist 'sharon, send in my next patient'
Source: @safelyendangered.bsky.social
01.03.2025 23:46 — 👍 187 🔁 32 💬 1 📌 0
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Thinky Thursday?
20.02.2025 13:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey all! I got a part time job at SPCA Westchester as an Animal Care Specialist!! So excited!!
18.02.2025 18:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS IN CASE OF ICE: CONOCE TUS DERECHOS EN CASO DE ENCUENTRO CON ICE:
DO NOT OPEN YOUR DOOR. ICE cannot enter your home without a warrant signed by a judge. Tell the agents to show you the warrant by sliding it under the door. NO ABRAS TU PUERTA. ICE no puede entrar a tu casa sin una orden firmada por un juez. Diles a los agentes que te muestren la orden deslizándola debajo de la puerta.
ASK THEM TO LEAVE. If ICE doesn't have a warrant, tell them you do not consent for them to enter your home and ask them to leave. At work, ICE cannot enter employee-only areas without permission. 2 PÍDALES QUE SE VAYAN. Si ICE no tiene una orden judicial, diles que no das tu consentimiento para que entren a tu casa y pídeles que se vayan. En el trabajo, ICE no puede ingresar a áreas exclusivas para empleados sin permiso.
REMAIN SILENT. You have the right to remain silent. If the agents ask you questions, tell them, "I wish to remain silent." PERMANECE EN SILENCIO. Tienes derecho a permanecer en silencio. Si los agentes te hacen preguntas, diles: "Deseo permanecer en silencio".
It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
1st panel - 1st stick figure guy says to 2nd stick figure guy "I'm having a health scare" 2nd panel - 2nd stick figure says "You'll Be OK" 3rd panel - the 1st guy starts turning his body while he says "Agghhh" 4th panel - 1st guy turns his whole stick figure body to its side and now it looks like an OK
By PBFComics.com
#chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor #chronicallyill
The only name I’ll recognize
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