AngryTardigrade (she/her)

“Who are you going to believe…me, or your own eyes?”

-Noem, to the world, probably

Je suis Grenouille

Gravy Seals reporting for duty

A One-Sided Conversation with an Angry Tardigrade Small Voice, Big Mad

It’s #BannedBooksWeek and I have a new blog. angrytardigrade.blog

Did they also check his car for the presence of coke? Dealers are apparently selling it in red cans…

You know you can’t park there, right?

I am a middle aged white woman, straight, but ally. Progressive liberal. Animal lover. Science believer.

Can I get an estimate of what my life is worth, please, so I know how much I can steal before I’m summarily executed? Is there a sliding scale? Like, if a steal gum, do I just get tased?

Since he’s Jew-ish, can’t he request kosher meals? I’ve heard they taste better…

I honestly believe they just want to punish trans people for existing. We all know conservative women would just as quickly flip out over a passing trans man using a restroom that matched his birth-assigned gender. They’re just determined to be angry and gross and need to learn the value of MYOB.

I am a life-long cis woman, and I have had far more issues with other people’s ill-mannered, unleashed crotch goblins peeking their mischievous little heads under stall doors than I’ve had with any other group.

Full length stall doors? Bliss.

Have they even seen women’s restrooms? It’s not like we’re stripping naked and peeing into a communal trough.

You, too, can have a Spooky Coo!

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Menards has a skelly highland coo inflatable. It is adorbs.

Has anyone investigated the link between vaccines and sore arms? Every time I’ve been injected with a vaccine, my arm hurts for a few seconds. I think theres really something there, guys…

Yes, but it can be cured with ivermectin.

Or bleach.

Or the brain worm driving his meat suit is

You absolutely can. You don’t even need to have children at all. Check your local district’s rules, but typically the only requirements are you must reside in that school district, you just be at least 18 years old, and you can’t be a felon or a school district employee

Somebody check on Keanu. If he’s still here, I think we’re good.

#HappyRapture2025

No, thats antioxidants. Antifa is the sassy Puerto Rican girlfriend of Bernardo in West Side Story.

I have plans for this afternoon, and I have a meeting tomorrow that I just can’t miss. I really hope they reschedule again. Now is just not a good time for me.

“Concerned Citizens” in 1940’s Germany expressing “parental choice”

And don’t be afraid to make reasonable comparisons that illustrate the types of people who ban books on ideological grounds. Don’t let them squirm away by claiming to want “parental choice” or “a discussion”. Nazi is as Nazi does.

Join school boards to prevent Klanned Karenhood from enacting book bans at the school level. If you can’t run for board, show up to meetings. Same with libraries. Join the board, volunteer, be heard. Most ban movements start small, in our own communities, and gain momentum if not strongly opposed

They aren’t on the menu

How about sending them some unsolicited dik dik pics? Keep that spice in the relationship!

It could also simply be another gravely mentally ill person with legal access to firearms demonstrating what a bad idea that is.

Beardoir Photography at its finest

I’m full of good, sciency ideas!

Here’s a freebie…

Calories are a measure of heat.

Therefore, cold food has no calories.

Bam!!

The upside of solar, though, is that if we put up enough solar panels, they will drain the sun’s energy, which will cool the earth and reverse global warming!

#SoSmrt