Shayne 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Here’s a grand idea, live your life in a way that people don’t celebrate when you pass away.

LMAOOOO

We’re watching public health being destroyed (and it didn’t begin with Tr*mp)

Doesn’t only affect 🇺🇸,but the 🌎

Fixing what’s broken wouldn’t be easy

We can’t rely on gov’t

If you’re concerned abt what’s going on with the CDC, there’s something you CAN do for public health:

Wear a mask in public

Finding grandpa on the roof is usually a sign that living at home is no longer viable and a difficult conversation is necessary.

Portfolio update : The Mirror of Pride
"She's been following me for several days; I only see her at dusk. She always stays about ten paces away. When I confront her, she claims to be my shadow. I then asked her if I was her light. She replied that I was confusing my pride with her patience."

"Common Sense" was inspired by the irrationality of having to pay $2 for guac

This is why Stray is the most realistic cyberpunk game

This is wrong. Philadelphia.

Thinking of Greta Thunberg (and co) and those being attacked by ICE in LA. Lot of horrible stuff going on right now but also A LOT of people standing up for what's right.

A Charlie Kirk tweet that says "Deport!" with a picture of seven awesome dudes aura farming in front flaming waymos, brandishing a Mexican flag, in front of the big Dale's Donuts sign.

guys will be like "these people are ruining america" and it'll be a picture of the coolest guys ever

Didn’t think we’d need this again so soon:

If you want to prepare for a spicy summer

3M mask with extra filters. Ideally a full face respirator.

Soft body armor of some kind for impact munitions. Doesn't have to be ballistic.

Helmet. Can be ballistic. Can be bump. Even a bicycle helmet can save your life from a grenade.

been saying this for like 3 years now, the core constituency of the "manosphere" is not Gen Z or teenage boys, it is 35-55 year old dudes who wish they were still teenage boys

I wanted flying cars and instead I gotta 2FA log in to my tooth brush in the morning

This future SUCKS

Please don't tell me your surgeon didn't make you wait 3 weeks to eat edibles, I'm trying really hard to listen to mine and it's ALREADY DIFFICULT

I'm officially 2.5 weeks post top surgery and in 3.5 days I can consume THC again. I'm ready to eat my body weight in edibles over the span of a single weekend holy SHIT

I'm genuinely very sad about this pope passing (even as an atheist) as he was the most empathetic and compassionate pope I've witnessed. But for those of yall not on Twitter, I just had to share

As an American, I'm gonna need to know all variations of the words bung and wang. Are these only verbs? Can I bung any one thing into any other thing? When is bung the appropriate word and when is wang because I wanna use both words as often as possible

Political upheavals of great magnitude have occurred since I microwaved my tea and yet society expects me to remember to drink it

I let the AP news app send me push notifications and one will be "Trump literally sold some guys to El Salvador we don't know who they are or where they went" and then ten minutes later they send me one about March Madness. I feel like I'm going insane

I'm ✨still here✨ despite less and less reasons to continue logging in

Literally none of this is going to happen btw

Go back to treating covid like a bio weapon please. Please.

My patient came in actively coughing with covid, positive test on Monday and no negative test, but because she'd had symptoms for more than 5 days and because she was masked, she thought it would be fine to do an hour long in office appointment, coughing.

Hey. Please don't do this.

would you hide a trans person in your basement when they come for us?

It’s a good time to have the conversation,

“Can we turn the storage room into a spare bedroom?”
“Is our grocery budget large enough for one more person?”
“Am I okay with lying to a police officer about someone living here?”

Would you harbor a fugitive whose only crime was being illegalized?

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

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Yes I want it on my desk my Friday

The cheesecake, not your woman card

Trans journalists, particularly ones writing about trans issues, have been pushed out of the industry. It's why I started Assigned Media, and why I'm determined to grow and increase our capabilities.

A 🧵 about the "quiet purge" of trans voices, what to expect, and what I intend to do about it.