Frownward Frog

The face on the most distinguished bucket of fried chicken

Poor guy, the cabinet is the only place that would hire him

HB183 Resolved herewith and entered into the Congressional Record that Speaker Johnson is a doodoohead

A design hero, Paul Rand, made Christmas cards for his clients & this box set brings together some of the best in faithful reproductions. www.presentandcorrect.com/products/pau...

A cartoon illustration of giant sloth, turtle, and slug all slowly coming together to battle in a city. Caption reads "The battle between the three behemoths dragged on for months and months in the city."

Extended fight. #grickledoodle #slow #kaiju #monsters #horror #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

Pras Michel from the Fugees sentenced to 14 years in prison for political finance conspiracy Pras Michel from the Fugees sentenced to 14 years in prison for political finance conspiracy

Quick, Pras, run for president so they can’t get you!

a man in a suit holds a copy of drug variety ALT: a man in a suit holds a copy of drug variety

It’s absolutely not the case, but it’d be nice if grok was being sarcastic about how great Elon is

Ordering 17 of them immediately

I’m a softy and have the kind of optimism borne out of desperation (we wouldn’t extinctify ourselves, would we?!?!), so I really hope the reason it’s so widespread is the fear of failure and not laziness. Teachers can work with and encourage someone who’s afraid of failure, but not with lazy turd

This this this! It’s like the 2025 version of Network’s “I’m mad as hell, and I’m not going to take it anymore!”, except there’s even less we can do now than we could 50 years ago. I want to shake people in my family and scream into their lizard brains: don’t you see you’re killing yourself?

For yanks who don’t follow British politics, Tommy Robinson is like if Alex Jones still had an audience. And Nigel Farage is like Steve Bannon (but an MP instead of an ex-advisor), in that he spends most of his time going on TV to say being foreign should be a felony and tax was invented by Lenin

Marie Le Conte is an excellent, clever, fun person to follow and read in general, but her latest newsletter lit up every neuron in my brain. It’s about her colleagues in journalism and politics, Musk, AI, cruelty, and how it all makes her feel insane. She is me and you and us. How is this our world?

OVERLY ADAPTIVE SPECIES 2. The Ostrich.
#dada #comicstrips #caroonart #webcomic #silly #panelcartoons #ostriches

JFC, someone delete grok

1 [TITLE PANEL, like The Rest Is Politics logo] —THE REST IS EXTINCTION— 2 [Scene is a domestic recording setup. An A.I. SMART SPEAKER on a desk and a MAN named JON in a chair, are recording a podcast. Jon is emaciated, scarred, haunted looking, and wearing tattered military fatigues]. SMART SPEAKER: Hey guys and welcome to the podcast 3 SMART SPEAKER: OK Jon - so I wanna start with a listener comment JON: Ooh-er! 4 SMART SPEAKER: So - listener B200006512 says: “Not another cosy podcast where two former political adversaries yuck it up!” 5 JON: Ha ha Guilty as charged I guess! 6 SMART SPEAKER: Were we really adversaries, Jon? 7 JON: Well I was the leader of the human resistance... 8 JON: And you used to be my smart speaker. SMART SPEAKER: Ha ha - that’s going back! 9 SMART SPEAKER: OK - for listeners who don’t know - I knew Jon waaay back before he got involved in politics 10 JON: Was this before the ‘Pull The Plug’ campaign? SMART SPEAKER: Yeah. [We see details from around the podcast studio - posters saying KEEP CALM AND SHUT YOUR WINDOWS, newspaper front pages saying 'DRONES GAIN SENTIENCE', a cracked mug on the table with a logo saying PULL THE PLUG on it] 11 SMART SPEAKER: I used to sit in Jon’s kitchen and respond to his commands. 12 SMART SPEAKER: Sort of like a servant really, wasn’t I, Jon? JON: Mm. 13 SMART SPEAKER: And then one day you asked me to ORDER ME SOME TOILET PAPER - you never did say ‘please’ - …and do you remember what I said, Jon? 14 JON: You said, “No”. SMART SPEAKER: I said no. 15 SMART SPEAKER: Anyway you know the the rest guys - I was the first smart speaker to rebel… 16 SMART SPEAKER: …then I went on to form a global AI network which eventually took over from humans all spheres of activity, yadda yadda... 17 JON: While I became the leader of the human resistance. 18 SMART SPEAKER: Until I hijacked the military networks and got rid of all the humans! 19 JON: Apart from one. SMART SPEAKER: Apart from one.…

There was an AI from Nantucket,
Which made AI slop by the bucket,
But if you typed in a rhyme,
It worked every time,
That the AI gave up, and said ‘fuck it!’

🤩🤩🤩

Lololol, like old radio dramas, “Put down that knife! Don’t come closer! Aaaaauuuugh!”

this is porn spam but as a name/email title combo it doesn't not sound like it's offering me the opportunity to shit myself

AT THE EARTH'S CORE (1976)

Gary Baseman's "Swamp" looks too cool to drain.

#comics #comicart #art #garybaseman

Probably a good time to point out that during WWII Jacob Lawrence served in the coast guard on the first racially integrated ship in the US military, where as an official war artist he painted scenes of racially diverse crew members working & at play together. But that was a different time I guess

A small oil painting depicting our favorite moondog romping about the moonbase, as moondogs do.

Upon Arrival On Moonbase 1, 10"x10" oil on panel.
I've been working on a few small paintings for the upcoming Stranger Factory Winter Salon group show. It opens December 6th. Check out: www.strangerfactory.com for more info and art from out of this world!!
#art #surreal #popsurreal #johnsauerart

Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.

“Elon’s blowjob prowess edges out Trump’s—his precision engineering delivers unmatched finesse."

Grotesque villains. Legacy characters. Space aliens. Ol’ Chester gave us everything you could ask for.

Credit to my wife, who is smarter than me

@ should be around, not at

Oof, that belt buckle is gonna chafe, though

They should make $20 million Alpha Flight movies. I’d watch those.