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I'm telling you, that "they did the best they could" being unraveled by one question "did they show grace to others that they didn't show their children " has healed me

This just in: I fucking love Bill Potts

graphic in the design of those "in this house, we believe" yard signs with the lines of text in different colors. text reads: IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE CUOMO IS BAD SO WE DON'T RANK HIM MAMDANI, LANDER, ADRIENNE ADAMS, RAMOS, AND MYRIE ALL SEEM COOL JUST NOT CUOMO DEAR GOD NOT HIM

Playing cards
Just to deal something

That would be murder, but it is not what the articles says they did.

DO NOT RANK CUOMO, WHO WILL LET ICE KIDNAP YOUR FRIENDS, NEIGHBORS, AND MAYBE YOU OFF THE STREET.

DO RANK:

1. Zohran Mamdani
2. Brad Lander
3. Jessica Ramos
4. Zellnor Myrie
5. Adrienne Adams

new yorkers famously cannot agree on hardly anything but please please please can we agree to not fucking rank cuomo. let this be our chopped cheese moment.

Meanwhile: immediately adopting “the mad king and his scheming vizier” as the perfect way to discuss these two without having to utter their names. 😏

That was amazing! And so surprising! I know nothing about Post Malone, but I didn’t think he could do THAT.

Beautiful, brilliant, and necessary

Just saw a farmer say, "you don't have to admit you were wrong, you have to admit you were lied to, " and idk that seems like a good framing to call people in

Love to be told by my boss* not to criticize the Trump administration

*he’s afraid it will jeopardize his ability to get away with all his crimes

The "THUNDERBOLTS" commercials are all gonna say 'Academy Award Nominee Sebastian Stan' now 👏👏👏

Is there no end to your talents?!

Oscar-nominated Bucky Barnes

Daily reminder that the underlying purpose of AI is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth.

That would have been so fun! 🐧

Yes it's a plagiarism machine meant to put us all out of work and enrich the worst people alive and yes one request expends more energy than it takes to power Buffalo for a week, but more than that anything to do with AI is just corny dork-made shit. It fucking sucks and so do you if you use it.

Amen amen! I’ve completely rearranged my holidays because I will never enter my abuser’s home again. And I couldn’t be happier with my new traditions.

Starbucks workers AND Amazon workers are on nationwide strikes during one of the busiest shopping periods of the year. I truly hope their bosses are sweating bullets :)

Enjoy!!!

a) fuck amazon; b) it's below freezing in NYC today so this is intentionally creating an icy sidewalk for everyone to slip on; c) seriously, what middle-management bootlicker piece of shit --who will never see a single dime of Bezos's money -- made the decision to do this

yankee candle barometer is more useful than the cdc at this point

As a city employee, I get an annual reminder that I am not allowed to receive gifts valued at more than $10. The fact that this year it came from out indicted mayor was simply 🤌💋

the Elonia jokes are both gross and transphobic AND “memes your grandpa posts on Facebook”-level cringe

Listen, not the most important thing and it’s trivial but I just don’t want to hear from that fucking guy anymore. Every day a barrage of weapons-grade embarrassment and hate and it’s just so ceaseless, so corrosive, so awful — I’m desperate (as are you all I suspect) to be shut of him. Fuck.

Me. 1000000000% me.

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